James Bond Producers Are Reportedly Leaning Toward Idris Elba as the Next 007

[Benefited]

A Mexican with a leaf blower can access the most maximum security places in the world and no one will blink twice. White supremacist are very arrogant, if they see a black man doing a job they deem "Suitable for a black man" then they won't pay him no mind. Let them see Idris mopping the floors or taking out garbage as a janitor....

So you are telling me you want to go to a theatre and for the first time watch James Bond gain access and information as he does odd jobs as a plumber,janitor,etc?

 

[Benefited]

"Many people love you,more than you love yourself"

What the hell she mean by that?She better just mean because he's a celeb,or be basing this on him picking shytty roles for himself.

 

[Doobie Doo]

So you are telling me you want to go to a theatre and for the first time watch James Bond gain access and information as he does odd jobs as a plumber,janitor,etc?

If James Bond is undercover spy working on a secret mission for his country then he's not here to redefine stereotypes, he gets the info he needs how he needs to.
Btw you are referencing a man whose been on the Silver Screen over 50 years using all sorts of imaginary gadgets and practically strong armed the p*ssy from bytches every film. Stop looking for reality in this shyt

 

[Benefited]

If James Bond is undercover spy working on a secret mission for his country then he's not here to redefine stereotypes, he gets the info he needs how he needs to.
Btw you are referencing a man whose been on the Silver Screen over 50 years using all sorts of imaginary gadgets and practically strong armed the p*ssy from bytches every film. Stop looking for reality in this shyt

I can appreciate you telling me to shut up and suspend my disbelief,more than that other nonsense.
James Bond pushing mops and brooms,plunging toilets wouldn't be James Bond,and would certainly be seen as racist by me and everybody else.
Imagine the backlash at all of James Bonds weapons being hidden in broomstick and mop handles,with the janitor cart turning into a highspeed vehichle

 

[Doobie Doo]

I can appreciate you telling me to shut up and suspend my disbelief,more than that other nonsense.
James Bond pushing mops and brooms,plunging toilets wouldn't be James Bond,and would certainly be seen as racist by me and everybody else.
Imagine the backlash at all of James Bonds weapons being hidden in broomstick and mop handles,with the janitor cart turning into a highspeed vehichle

Remember You said this, I did not suggest an ENTIRE movie of James Bond doing manual labor and menial jobs.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I believe you have my attention!!!!
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gentility]

James Bond pushing mops and brooms,plunging toilets wouldn't be James Bond,and would certainly be seen as racist by me and everybody else.
Imagine the backlash at all of James Bonds weapons being hidden in broomstick and mop handles,with the janitor cart turning into a highspeed vehichle

Idris flying around the world to exotic scenes in the MI6 private jet, then the next thing you know he’s rocking a corduroy jumpsuit and baseball cap mopping floors.

M (in Bond’s earpiece): 007, is the target in sight?

Bond (speaking into end of mop handle): I’ve spotted two of them. One party has yet to arrive.

M: *huffs* Bloody hell, something is amiss. You might have to proceed as planned. We can’t let those henchmen get away.

Q: 007, Q here. Just remember to place that mop bucket as close to their table as possible and twist the mop handle 45 degrees counter clock-wise to start the timer. Then you’ll have 30 seconds to flee before the bomb detonates.

 

[Benefited]

Idris flying around the world to exotic scenes in the MI6 private jet, then the next thing you know he’s rocking a corduroy jumpsuit and baseball cap mopping floors.

M (in Bond’s earpiece): 007, is the target in sight?

Bond (speaking into end of mop handle): I’ve spotted two of them. One party has yet to arrive.

M: *huffs* Bloody hell, something is amiss. You might have to proceed as planned. We can’t let those henchmen get away.

Q: 007, Q here. Just remember to place that mop bucket as close to their table as possible and twist the mop handle 45 degrees counter clock-wise to start the timer. Then you’ll have 30 seconds to flee before the bomb detonates.

*Two models enter the luxurious bathroom where Idris is showering*
Girl#1-"Can we join you?"

Bond-"Not unless you plan on getting dirty"

*Implied love making*.....(cuts to next scene)


Bond-(cleaning windows with special squeegee that allows him to hear the meeting the Russians are having on the other side)

Q-Bond,did you get the code to disarm the bomb?We don't have much time!

Bond-Not yet,I'm going in.

Q-No,not yet there are too many of them,why must you always make these situations so messy?!.

Bond-(shatters windows and jumps inside)"I try to keep my hands clean Q"(throws Comet to create a cloud of smoke)"But they just won't let me"
(beats up and disarms henchman with Muay Thai)

 

[Big Boss]

You know good and damn well they're looking at BP's success and understanding that a black Bond could get to that level.

Money talks man.

You can't say no to a billi.

Good point

 

[Big Boss]

they'd be dumb to not do it.

he'd be absolutely perfect as a black bond.

he's 5 years younger than daniel craig.
he's british
he's in great shape
he's attractive
he's actually trained in kickboxing.

all he has to do is basically play his character in luther.

like brehs in here said. it would have some hate from insecure white boys but white women and black women will offset that.

Yep and his fiancee is a sista


So he good

 

[Big Boss]

Majority of his movies are wack
Hollywood don’t know what to do with him

True maybe he needs his own franchise like Tom Cruise with mission impossible

 

[Ol’Otis]

needs his own franchise

Yep bcuz outside of the wire I haven’t enjoyed any of his roles

 

[Jamal514]

If a black man is ever cast as James Bond, expect a bait and switch osome fukkery. He'll "coincidently" be the first gay or pansexual James Bond.

I don't trust white people to treat any black Bond character with any dignity.

 

[Reece]

I can appreciate you telling me to shut up and suspend my disbelief,more than that other nonsense.
James Bond pushing mops and brooms,plunging toilets wouldn't be James Bond,and would certainly be seen as racist by me and everybody else.
Imagine the backlash at all of James Bonds weapons being hidden in broomstick and mop handles,with the janitor cart turning into a highspeed vehichle

Just have that nikka be a rich diplomat or royal from a small African country as his cover.

 

[Jesus]

I like Idris, but Chiwetel Ejiofor would be a much better choice if they were going for a new Bond. Plus they'd get at least 4 movies out of him.

That nikka ugly though