James Evans just faked his death

[tuckgod]

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Florida Evans was the sole reason why they couldn’t get out of the projects… Every time James tried to make moves to get them out she sabotaged that shyt.. complete dream killer



oh yeah OP hold this dap+rep

i keep hearing about this shyt it gotta be some merit to it


Somebody give me a rundown of what she’d do?

 

[jadillac]

Florida Evans was the sole reason why they couldn’t get out of the projects… Every time James tried to make moves to get them out she sabotaged that shyt.. complete dream killer



oh yeah OP hold this dap+rep

If only Fred Sanford had a better plan to get out the junk bidness

Every time breh got some money he gave it away. Fred had a good heart under his gruff behavior

 

[Coli Hoecomb]

Makes perfect sense

I've concluded three reasons why the Evans Family didn't make it out the project. 1. Florida Evans, 2. James always gave way to Florida's religious morals over his own plans for the family. 3. I also concluded that when James realize that it was Florida and her white Jesus she had hanging on her living room wall that was keeping them in poverty, James fake his death in a car accident, moved to New York, changed his last name to McDowell, opened up a successful restaurant, married, had two daughters, and made his plan work with another woman whereby now his daughter is queen of Zamunda.
This the same thing King Richard did...said he was going to the store and never came back, started a whole new family that allow him to implement his plans to get them out of proverty.
Fellas, if you can't make it work with one family because of an uncooperative woman go start another one.

 

[#1 pick]

This nikka been going off on Florida Evans for the last two days

 

[LevelUp]

 

[seanDON]

i keep hearing about this shyt it gotta be some merit to it


Somebody give me a rundown of what she’d do?

Oh it’s very true !!!!!
Florida was a super religious pessimistic moral tight azz ! lol anytime there was an opportunity for a come up, she’s was the only one saying no....
A “what would Jesus do” head ass lol

They could’ve literally found $50,000 on the ground ..which was like 2million in those days ...and she would pressure the family to give the money to cops cause it’s the right thing to do don’t worry cause Jesus will bless us

 

[TheNig]

Fellas, if you can't make it work with one family because of an uncooperative woman go start another one.

As simple as that right?

 

[Huda2daf]

If this new revelation is true, then James is a hypocrite. Ngga did all this crying about his dad leaving him when he was kid. And then turned around and did the same thing to his 3 children? Disgusting

Them kids was old enough to figure it out. He gave them a solid foundation

 

[Robbie3000]

Looking back, how come the black mom’s on 70’s black shows were never attractive? Hollywood was on that bullshyt…Florida, Raj’s mom from What’s Happening, Weezy from the Jefferson’s. (They made sure that white ass Tom Willis had a slim black woman though)

To fit the black mammy profile because it made white people feel comfortable.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Florida was a super religious pessimistic moral tight azz !

Gave James and Michael shyt because of her religious views, but ended up fukking with an atheist.


Make it make sense

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

If only Fred Sanford had a better plan to get out the junk bidness

Every time breh got some money he gave it away. Fred had a good heart under his gruff behavior

At least Fred ain’t live in the projects.. man’s had a house and car… James Evans ain’t have shyt

 

[Carolina Slim]

Looking back, how come the black mom’s on 70’s black shows were never attractive? Hollywood was on that bullshyt…Florida, Raj’s mom from What’s Happening, Weezy from the Jefferson’s. (They made sure that white ass Tom Willis had a slim black woman though)

They did fix it in one show with Denise Nicholas fine yella behind...

 

[jshani]

my moms always said this, cause she was like "Why tf they send a telegram to tell the family he died?"


The mfs had a damn telephone

 

[8WON6]

can yall go ahead and set up a back up TheColi.com so i can have shyt like this to look at daily for the rest of my life. nikka said he moved to new york and started Mcdowells.