Franco : I can teach you how to have sex in a movies you will never be in...I mean in movies you will be in...after you take my classes
Cave Cac: Ok
Franco : Now these are really acting lessons...and you have seen the prices for those right...all you got to do is give me 750 dollars...non refundable...cash is better so that it doesn't leave a trail I mean because it's uh...cash is better can you pay in cash
Cave Cac: Sure
Franco: Excellent

...I mean...good

...now what I need you to do is record yourself simulating sex so that we have a point of reference to go from
Cave Cac: Ok...like...what should I do in the video
Franco: You ever fukk a black guy before
Cave Cac : Yep...at spring break last year
Franco: yeah so in your tape just pretend you doing that...just pretend you fukking a black guy

...
Cave Cac : Ok
Franco: you got the video of you fukking the black guy...I'd knock a 100 dollars off the acting lessons if you give me that video to
Cave Cac : no are you crazy my dad might find out he would kill me
Franco: yeah ok...just send your audition tape to
roastofjamesfranco@metoo.edu
...tell your friends about it.

...tells your guy friends about it to
