James Harden Does Not Enjoy Living In NY

[GoldenGlove]

Oh you'll see rats. It's what they may do that will interest you. I've seen rats wait for the light to change before they scurry across the street. I've seen rats get together and plot on when a guy is gonna throw away the crust of a pizza.

 

[chineebai]

Does NYC really have 2 garbage days per week? What are the chances I'll see a rat if I walk downtown NYC?

i used to work on wall street and i remember passing by Cipriani's which is an ultra fancy restaurant hall and they would leave their garbage out at night to be collected and the number of rats was incredible, easily a hundred.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Caribana and the parkway you gonna see fine women at either one, people travel near and far to those, I live a mile from the parkway and on a regular day, there is absolutely no heat there. Or even taking the train I might find 2 or 4 bad chicks on the train if I take it 5 days a week. As opposed to when I'm in Toronto and I'm somewhere random I'm liable to find a Guyanese or Trini Coolie who does not have an attitude for no reason and isn't mascuiline.

I grew up a block from the Parkway. Maybe its your preference is for coolie girls. Nothing beats Panamanian women to me so, Im good with the Parkway

 

[nieman]

Yea they’re losers

There was a time when those were the only people in strip clubs.

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

I love how this turned into a diss NYC thread. Never change Coli brehs.

I'm sure most of us knew what 99% of the responses were going to sound like just by reading the thread title.

 

[FreshFromATL]

@Steezy @FreshFromATL
Start clearing up that cap to sign him

Harden in Atlanta? that has disaster written all over it

 

[FreshFromATL]

That window bout to slam shut. What’s Kevin to do?

Go back to GS

 

[RealCrownHeights]

I grew up a block from the Parkway. Maybe its your preference is for coolie girls. Nothing beats Panamanian women to me so, Im good with the Parkway

Lol bro I live like a mile away but I'm from Crown Heights. You mean to tell me you are seeing dimes on any block off the parkway on lincoln, troy, Kingston (jews) Schenectady, Utica maybe 1 for 40 blocks down to flatbush or into the study? And yea I like Trini and Guyanese women, I like Panamanian, I like Somali and Ethopian, as a person who has traveled though and is from here I can say without a doubt for me the best ratio of good looking women per capita in my experience still haven't been everywhere.

In no particular order

Houston
Toronto
Atlanta
Dominican Republic
London
Trinidad
DMV

 

[steph_harden]

Oh you'll see rats. It's what they may do that will interest you. I've seen rats wait for the light to change before they scurry across the street. I've seen rats get together and plot on when a guy is gonna throw away the crust of a pizza.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

New York slander never gets old @Nicole0416_646NYC

We are all we got

Thought this was TLR- I don’t know much about sports or who this dude is, all I know is his face from the gifs. He must be one of those athletes who thought he was going to come to NY and get treated like he’s the shyt, thought NYC was going to gas him and run up on him all star struck off recognition. Came to NYC and was treated to a reality check with a rude awakening - Sir, we don’t give a fuk.

interaction with “celebrities” is NOTHING- it’s regular, NY doesn’t geek off that bc it’s more common than any other city to interact with “popular” crowds. He’s just a regular dude who happens to be known for a sport. Reading through this thread- Dude came from Texas to Brooklyn??? oh my gadddd.

hit with his first dose of culture shock-his feelings and ego hurt thinking NY would easily embrace him. Looked him up on Wikipedia just now- and he’s originally from the West Coast?? that dude is going through it.

Whose going to tell him that all of this out of towner whining that he’s doing is only adding more fuel to the fire, dude made it worse for himself- he needs to go ahead and exit as silently as possible. It’s over, he’s not built for it.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

This is probably true because he's just another guy in NY versus in Houston hes the king of turkey hut

Hold this rep, maynnne
+10 comment.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

 

[No1]

I've never been to NYC outside of the airport when I was transferring plans on my way to Toronto


I was watching that How to with John Wilson show on HBO and in every episode he would show rats as he just documented the city and random shyt. I was like damn, they realllllly ouchea like that. Was curious breh, my bad

Depends on where you at but the boujee areas legit got rat zappers outside to kill them nikkas so you don’t see them. But if you walk around trash at 3AM there’s like 100 percent chance.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Yeah NYC got the most advanced a evolved rats ever. It goes back to the old days when NYC was America's biggest port city and Europe brought all their nasty ass rats in through their ships. Once the subway system started they got displaced so it's just generations of rats who have adapted to the city.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

New York slander never gets old @Nicole0416_646NYC

The roasting has started



Low key Harden dissed H-town chicks as groupies; If that’s his definition of slander, I’m good.

Basically bc us NY women have standards here and not showing our ass to every man with cash which makes Harden uncomfortable and we don’t consider club thotting and sex selling as a means to “self employed entrepreneurship”, trying to claim stripper poles as a business write off - yeah, he needs to go back to what he’s used to.


he probably tried to flash his credentials and got hit with the equivalent of =

Real talk- had it not been for this thread; if he walked into an NYC club, I would have thought he was a tall Philly dude, thanked him for the drink and kept it pushing. Regular degular. I’m not beat for the reception.