Which too languages though breh?

Im thinking javascript should be one of them since it's used almost everywhere on the web.
go to the major job searching sites for computer programmers and do a search for a few programming languages. whichever programming languages that come up the most frequently in your searches, pick those. for example, do a search for "java developer" or whatever on, lets say "monster.com", and see how many job postings are out there.
if u really really want me to specify languages for you, try:
ruby, perl, shell programming, python.
if u can master two of these, u will be blessed. and when i say master. i aint talking about simply programming the way the book teaches u. you see, personally, i approach programming a lil differently than most. i chose to program because i'm an extremely lazy individual. and i realized a long time ago the only job i can have where i can sit on my ass all day and still rake in a lot of money is in computers. programming, for me personally, allows me to automate. and what is automation? automation is having a robot (so to speak) do all the work for u while u do NOTHING. and when say i say NOTHING, i really do mean NOTHING. i dont like to read manuals, or documentation or anything. i am extremely lazy. of course u goto write the robot, but again, thats where any 2 of the languages i specified will come in handy. creativity comes in very handy as well.