Every white person has the following artists as their top 10 of all time in rap
Eminem (obviously, cause we can "relate" to killing our mothers and raping our wives)
2Pac (we only know Changes, but we claim to love and understand every Pac song and will call him a prophet and genius)
50 Cent (but only Get Rich or Die Tryin, we'll also throw "old G-Unit" in there too, but not Young Buck because he was "too gangsta" for us)
Dr. Dre (we don't realize he actually sucks at rapping and never wrote a bar, we really make this claim based off the production he did for our great white hope, oh and we've heard The Chronic a couple times and love to sing the hook for Gin and Juice)
Big L (we didn't listen to him until he died, but ever since we've considered him the best punchline rapper ever, though none of us can quote a single line from him)
Biggie (Juicy and Big Poppa are GOAT songs, we can't recite one bar from Machine Gun Funk)
Nas ("Illmatic is the greatest album ever since mankind was created by Nas himself)
Jay-Z (songs like I'm a Hustler and Big Pimpin are too ignorant, but we secretly love them anyways, we also claim Reasonable Doubt is his best album even though we never actually listen to it, we just pretend we do)
Lil Wayne (I personally can't understand a word he says since he got Birdman's nuts constantly in his mouth but my fellow white people will tell you he's the greatest rapper alive with the best punchlines ever, autism is a big problem in the white community)
Sometimes you'll hear Kool G Rap mentioned, but not because we've ever heard a single song of his, but because that "cool" guy in one of our college classes mentioned his name once and so we remembered it to use when making this list
Oh and the majority of us still hate Kanye because he was mean to an innocent white girl. Matter fact KANYE is the racist, not us, even when we're hurling racial epithets at him. No, we only do it because he's the racist and big mean bully beast gorilla who dared upset a lowly drab white girl.
Tht cac eminem. 
