Jay-Z hasn't aged since 1933, anyone care to explain?

[Illeye buckmatic]

The nikka in the pic looks like he wants to say Dy-Noo-Mite

 

[daze23]

he really is the devil

 

[erker]

just means he's been looking old since 1933.
how have you never facial hairs and still look old?:patrice:

What about his whiskers like a rat?

 

[EQ.]

" I had this escaped slave chick, she don't how to act, always talking bout "Massa gonna" while making her gums flap, she like listen Jigga man i don't care if you free you better R-U-N-A-W-A-Y with me"

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

what happen with him slapping that lil girl 4real

The little girl asked him about biting other ppl's rhymes

 

[jdashmaj]

I guess the illuminati has a Lazarus Pit that Jay has access to

 

[Illuminatos]

@ 1933

 

[blackslash]

" I had this escaped slave chick, she don't how to act, always talking bout "Massa gonna" while making her gums flap, she like listen Jigga man i don't care if you free you better R-U-N-A-W-A-Y with me"

THIS ONE MADE ME LAFF SOOO HARD JUS NOWWW


OMG

Im done

OOO maaan I cant

 

[the artist known az]

That dude has to be related to Jay

"That man's face is just like my face"

That $100 song was him telling his depression stories

"No prohibition for my coalition"

 

[tirademode]

Apparently Jay Z has been sighted in photographs from the 1930s :

Jay-Z's Lookalike Spotted In a Photo From the 1930's | Hip-Hop Wired

Picture was found at at the Schomburg Center at the New York Public Library.



'I'm so far ahead of my time, I'm bout to start another life
Look behind you, I'm bout to pass you twice
Back to the future and gotta slow up for the present'

 

[Genome]

 

[Kenny West]

Somebody please edit that jigga laughing face on this shyt

 

[LezJepzin]

That ain't photoshop

 

[InvictusAeternusEternus]

Niqqa that is Jay Z

 

[MenacingMonk]

Illuminati