Jay Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail'' Album Certified PLATINUM Officially

[Ronald McDonald]

So wait; we care about record sales again but reviews, we off that right? Don't mind me, it's just so hard to keep up with all the goal posts that need to be moved for Old Mammal Camel to pull out these wins.

pam pa pam pam

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Hova looking like a homo.

 

[Still FloW]

Hova looking like a homo.

Half mammal half camel

 

[atlbound]

you don't even need actual humans listening to your album to go plat anymore.

This just feels like a dude making a Certificate on Microsoft Word and saying that's his Diploma.

#newrules , Hov dont even need people to buy his albums no more

 

[LucaBrasi]

Jay-Z is a synonym for Black Excellence

 

[CELL]

If the rap game was a board game, Jay would be that annoying little cousin who creates his own rules and beats every one.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg][AUDIO] Jay-Z Crying On Hot97 After Hearing Ether!! Nas WON - YouTube[/ame]

Cries when he loses

This dude really is a fakkit that loves the attention #Nevertrustacamel