I fukk with this......I still hot cheetos/fritos every now and then as throwback to the days when I ate like 3 bags a day, I remember in high school I sold someone an 8th, one piece straight fish, and dude calls me, and he's like 'what is this? Did you sell me heroin? There's red marks on it.....' And I just started laughing when I realized it was hot cheetos on my hands on the work.....
(why he thought heroin would have anything to do with red stains, I don't know, he wasn't very smart)