shawn: jeff hook me up with a job
jeff: kid I like you, give him my email
shawn:

jeff: email me your info shawn i got you
shawn: thanks mr.bezos

jeff: no problem
"emails him damn near the same day gets no response"
shawn: he a busy cat i'll wait

*waits a week* :shawn: probably busy let me send another email off with my resume
5 months go by
shawn: jeff
*sees email from amazon*
shawn:

. . . .

nikka bout to be set
*checks email*
Warehouse Associate
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Hello Job Seeker,
Amazon is holding weekly hiring events in your area for
Warehouse Associates. The position is fast-paced and continually evolving. We hire people like you who are passionate about ownership and delivering top-notch results for a company that believes in its brand. We offer on-the-spot hiring at our events, so don’t delay.
Amazon offers weekly pay, holiday overtime pay, and very competitive benefits. You’re trained on the job and we never stop working to help you improve your skills and development. At no additional cost we also offer a beyond-the-basics Employee Assistance Program.
Click Request an Appointment to schedule your time to get hired today! We look forward to meeting with you.
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.. . . .fukk THAT BALD HEEADED FAGGIT

