Jehovah Witnesses are the rudest muhfukkas on the planet.

[Boogie]

It's bad enough they wanna knock at the door like the damn police. Why can't they just give you the pamphlet and walk away???

Naw them nikkas gotta ask you a million fukkin questions like they with the census or some shyt

I told that nikka "I'll read it but I'm busy right now."

Slammed the door in his face and got back to my apple jacks.

 

[the cac mamba]

dudes are insane

got into it with them once about how they knew jesus was real. "its in the bible". so what? "but its the bible"

i wish the bible told people to jump off a bridge, i bet most of them would do it

 

[JAY?]

After I opened the door naked the bytches stopped coming

 

[Illuminatos]

One of the weirdest religions. Don't they believe that 200 people are gonna be saved or some shyt like that?

 

[Treblemaka]

Nope.

Jay Hova witnesses are the worst.

 

[Ziggiy]

You'd think they'd switch up their approach after becoming the laughing stock of the religious world.


Muthafukkas take Scientologists more seriously than them Sunday morning knocking fools

 

[jerniebert]

I just tell them "No thank you. You throw it away." Then they take the hint.

 

[50CentStan]

I've never had a problem with them, they've always been very respectful to me

 

[jerniebert]

dudes are insane

got into it with them once about how they knew jesus was real. "its in the bible". so what? "but its the bible"

i wish the bible told people to jump off a bridge, i bet most of them would do it

That wouldn't work cause the bible tells you to treat your body like a temple and most of them have failed at that. They're selective as shyt when it comes to what they want to follow.

 

[the cac mamba]

They're selective as shyt when it comes to what they want to follow.

sounds familiar

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

Dap this post if you STILL try to hide in your home/try to keep quiet inside when you see them nikkas by your door......BE HONEST

 

[Boogie]

Dap this post if you STILL try to hide in your home/try to keep quiet inside when you see them nikkas by your door......BE HONEST

 

[FrederickDouglas]

A lot of Witnesses want to be at your door as much as you want them to be there.

It's a high control cult that shuns those who disassociate or who are disfellowshipped, with children who are indoctrinated at an early age, so many members suffer in silence because they don't want to tear apart their families or friendships.

The whole questioning thing is actually part of predesigned presentations that are sent from headquarters in New York. They are instructed to use those presentations for their literature.

If you tell them you are not interested, generally they will leave you alone. There is no reason to be discorteous or belligerent. You might still get a visit every few months or so because they have cities divided up into territories that they preach in at least once a year, so any time the territory you live in is being used, you can expect a visit.

But it's pointless, and actually petty, to antagonize JWs for coming to your door. They're only ever coming for one of two reasons...1. They believe and want to save your life. 2. They don't believe and are being pressured into it by family or friends.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Nope.

Jay Hova witnesses are the worst.

 

[FrederickDouglas]

It's bad enough they wanna knock at the door like the damn police. Why can't they just give you the pamphlet and walk away???

Naw them nikkas gotta ask you a million fukkin questions like they with the census or some shyt

I told that nikka "I'll read it but I'm busy right now."

Slammed the door in his face and got back to my apple jacks.