Jehovah's Witness Leader says God hates tight pants

Tight Pants?


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notPsychosiz

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According to the bible, women shouldn't be wearing pants of any sort...
So if you are associating pants with women you are already out of biblical pocket.
Tight, or otherwise.
 

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I'm curious...do you think Jehovah's Witnesses have "the truth"? :usure:

I agree with the premise, but the Jehovah Witnesses are a cult started by a cac named Charles Taz Russell who was an adulterer and con artist.

They swoon their members out of lots of money and they ostracize the members from their own families and friends, all the signs of a cult.
 

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This shyt is too funny!

I hope someone cuts it up and samples some of the hilarious shyt this old man says

Personally I like my men a bit muscular and thankfully these types of dudes don't wear tight pants.

I've never seen a guy in tight pants and thought to myself "Daaaaaaaamn!" :takedat:

*Edit: oh yeah and it's also funny how he keeps referring to tights/leggings/jeggings as spanx...Spanx are an undergarment that you wear to make you look less fat. Ain't no woman in the world who ever wore Spanx as an outer layer of clothing
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I used to go to meetings

It was OK they were nice people but I always thought it was odd that if you became disfellowshipped you are essentially shunned

Like if your father is a Jehovah witness and you are too if you become disfellowshipped they cant have anything to do with you

I could be wrong if so please correct me
 
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I used to go to meetings

It was OK they were nice people but I always thought it was odd that if you became disfellowshipped you are essentially shunned

Like if your father is a Jehovah witness and you are too if you become disfellowshipped they cant have anything to do with you

I could be wrong if so please correct me
95% correct.

They still check in on you here and then but on the down low. The parents technically have free will but the peer pressure is too strong.
 

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I used to go to meetings

It was OK they were nice people but I always thought it was odd that if you became disfellowshipped you are essentially shunned

Like if your father is a Jehovah witness and you are too if you become disfellowshipped they cant have anything to do with you

I could be wrong if so please correct me

You are correct.

Only really counts if you're baptized though :sas2:
 
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