Jellybean Theory (How to keep a man)

[Youseenmywork]

Solomon wasn't chastised for having multiple wives. He was chastised for allowing them to turn against his god.

My dad who Is a preacher explained this and took me to those places in the bible a hour ago but i let a ton of people cook in this thread today . Simply put it a numbers game when dating most men have options the option that they may be in a relationship with for right now has more value than other the options they had ...its simple really.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

My dad who Is a preacher explained this and took me to those places in the bible a hour ago but i let a ton of people cook in this thread today . Simply put it a numbers game when dating most men have options the option that they may be in a relationship with for right now has more value than other the options they had ...its simple really.

I was an israelite for 5 years but ima let u cook tho.

 

[Cat piss martini]

1, keep your looks up......youre competing with a younger
crop of tenders each summer.

2,you gotta know how to cook....i'll turn down side p*ssy for
a good home cooked plate and p*ssy I can raw dog.


3,never stop being the chick who sucked my dikk just
because it was there.......stay spontaneous.


4,keep yo nosey ass mama and them hoes out of our
business......


5,i'm a man dont get in your feelings if i dont give a fukk
about trivial bullshyt like tv shows broads dig.


6,ride ten toes for a nikka.... or ride with them
bum bytches you call friends who got
a plethora of dirty ass kids by jailbirds who's
"how to keep and deal with a good man" advice
seems to work for everyone but them.

 

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[Flay Mayweather]

I'll save my comments for a later date

 

[aXiom]

My dad who Is a preacher explained this and took me to those places in the bible a hour ago but i let a ton of people cook in this thread today . Simply put it a numbers game when dating most men have options the option that they may be in a relationship with for right now has more value than other the options they had ...its simple really.

in lighten us breh

 

[Dwolf]

Why not be single and just hopscotch from one pusc to the next instead of getting into a relationship and telling that woman she has to put up with you cheating or leave.

And held responsible for their actions? Nah, its nature

 

[Youseenmywork]

And held responsible for their actions? Nah, its nature

Keep thinking women can do what we can do brehs and still be women

 

[Youseenmywork]

Keep thinking women can do what we can do brehs and still be women

Big diffrence between a king and queen brehs

 

[chosenaledge13]

This whole thread is jokes...
Rationalize having the self control of a 5 year old brehs

 

[RickyGQ]

the cheating part is irrelevant to the Jelly Bean Theory. It still applies for men who don't cheat (such as myself). At it's core, the Jelly Bean Theory teaches women that men keep count... we keep score internally...

 

[TheNig]

Not what im saying if a women has been dealing with a man for 5yrs the guy cheats ...the woman has a choice to make ....what choice do most women make ?

And before most men get in a monogamous relationship we were spinning plates of some kind ...keep it funky breh. My human resource s department is always taking applications even if I have the best secretary in the world for my company. If my secretary puts in her two week notice then I have to go to my human resources department ...cause I cant let my company fail.