Jericho on WWE’s strict concussion and drug testing: “The testing is real. Concussion testing. Heart testing. Everything is very, very strict because [WWE] wanted to stop guys from basically dying at a young age and wanted to take control of it.”
Jericho on how he faced a wellness policy suspension because his testosterone level were coming up high: “I kept getting readings of 10:1, 8:1, 9:1. And the guy finally called me. He said, ‘listen, you [have] got another elevated level.’ I said, ‘okay, listen, I know that you think that I’m on something, but I’m not, so if I wasn’t on something, what could this be?’ He goes, ‘well, you probably have a tumor.’ I’m like, ‘what?’ He goes, ‘you probably have a tumor.’ Like what kind of doctor says that, ‘oh, you probably have a tumor?'”
Jericho on how Chris Amann ruled that Jericho has “naturally elevated” testosterone and that he was ultimately not suspended: “I said, ‘you can’t suspend me! It’s like suspending me for having a naturally big nose! Like, it’s natural! You can’t suspend me, you dummy!’ But that’s how strict the testing is.”

naturally big nose. I see what he did there
strict ass testing
No Z-Pack?


. You gotta admire that dedication.