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This dude is so necessary. I love this guy. Cant help it. Probably the only white southern republican I cant help but love. Like if he died, I would :mjcry:

Yeah Jerry is a borderline wonder of the world...

In one lifetime he

Bought a team for pennies on the dollar that was losing money in the cowboys

Was part of the biggest trade in NFL history...literally built a team off of one trade...

Went on to win superbowls...

Turned the team he bought into the most lucrative team in North America...

Riding around high as fukk, drunk as fukk, fukking who he wants whenever he wants...

Like...all them celebrity actresses nude picks that leaked...bet half them shyts came out of Jerry phone:swagfather:

Dude is the living embodiment of :smugdraper::win:

Like...for all the shyt we give him...are we sure we are really going to be fans of the cowboys after Jerry is gone :patrice:...his sons don't have 1/10th of jerry's swag:patrice:...and to me jerry being so over the top and involved and "all up in the video" is a big part of what makes the cowboys, the cowboys...

Who owns the Vikings...what if he owned the cowboys...would we even fukk with him like we do Jerry :patrice:
 

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Yeah Jerry is a borderline wonder of the world...

In one lifetime he

Bought a team for pennies on the dollar that was losing money in the cowboys

Was part of the biggest trade in NFL history...literally built a team off of one trade...

Went on to win superbowls...

Turned the team he bought into the most lucrative team in North America...

Riding around high as fukk, drunk as fukk, fukking who he wants whenever he wants...

Like...all them celebrity actresses nude picks that leaked...bet half them shyts came out of Jerry phone:swagfather:

Dude is the living embodiment of :smugdraper::win:

Like...for all the shyt we give him...are we sure we are really going to be fans of the cowboys after Jerry is gone :patrice:...his sons don't have 1/10th of jerry's swag:patrice:...and to me jerry being so over the top and involved and "all up in the video" is a big part of what makes the cowboys, the cowboys...

Who owns the Vikings...what if he owned the cowboys...would we even fukk with him like we do Jerry :patrice:

Stephen pick out hoes for Jerruh :lolbron:
 

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Scust you mean he was looking at that GILF gremlin behind him? :wtf::dahell:

:comeon: probably had something stuck in his dentures.
 

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Yeah Jerry is a borderline wonder of the world...

In one lifetime he

Bought a team for pennies on the dollar that was losing money in the cowboys

Was part of the biggest trade in NFL history...literally built a team off of one trade...

Went on to win superbowls...

Turned the team he bought into the most lucrative team in North America...

Riding around high as fukk, drunk as fukk, fukking who he wants whenever he wants...

Like...all them celebrity actresses nude picks that leaked...bet half them shyts came out of Jerry phone:swagfather:

Dude is the living embodiment of :smugdraper::win:

Like...for all the shyt we give him...are we sure we are really going to be fans of the cowboys after Jerry is gone :patrice:...his sons don't have 1/10th of jerry's swag:patrice:...and to me jerry being so over the top and involved and "all up in the video" is a big part of what makes the cowboys, the cowboys...

Who owns the Vikings...what if he owned the cowboys...would we even fukk with him like we do Jerry :patrice:

Forgot to mention he made a shytload of money from pure luck. Dude pretty much hit every time he went drilling for oil.
 
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