Jerry Jones needs to fukking die already.

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Doesn't matter who the general manager is if the owners too cheap to make the necessary moves to win, you're never gonna build a perfect team through the draft alone, you gotta sign impact FA's when you are in years where you only need one or two pieces or you'll never win. Winning is not this families priority, fleecing your pockets is.
Needs to be the cowboys motto :wow:

Them same fans throwing trash at Dak after the game were on dallascowboys.com buying a MIcah Parsons jersey at 9 am :wow:
 

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It's never that serious fam:picard:
In McCarthy 1st season, we played the Giants who are always trash. Fat Thumb fukked up by not challenging a pass that was clearly not a catch, you could literally see turf come up from where the ball hit the ground, then he doubled down by declining a penalty that would have pushed the giants out of field goal range and let them kick and make the field goal, and then lost cause we needed a touchdown to win. He don't even understand simple football logic. He don't even understand basic things like you probably want to take the penalty and make them have to get 10 or 15 yards again to get in field goal range. I been hating this morbidly obese cracka every since then. Fingers looking like Burger King chicken fries. Just disgustingly fat. Outline of his titties looking like deflated tied up balloons in his shirt. Always out of breath, starts every sentence like he on his 3rd set of 10. Face looks like a mini fridge with a mouth. When asked why he kept fukking up timeouts he literally once said cause he didn't know where the clock was in the stadium. Just a disgusting waste of human skin. Dude making 5 million a year to be morbidly obese, white, and perpetually out of breath. Whatever hole they throw the Joneses in they need to throw him on top to seal it up forever. I bet when he sneeze gravy comes out of his ears
 

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North Jersey but I miss Cali :sadcam:
In McCarthy 1st season, we played the Giants who are always trash. Fat Thumb fukked up by not challenging a pass that was clearly not a catch, you could literally see turf come up from where the ball hit the ground, then he doubled down by declining a penalty that would have pushed the giants out of field goal range and let them kick and make the field goal, and then lost cause we needed a touchdown to win. He don't even understand simple football logic. He don't even understand basic things like you probably want to take the penalty and make them have to get 10 or 15 yards again to get in field goal range. I been hating this morbidly obese cracka every since then. Fingers looking like Burger King chicken fries. Just disgustingly fat. Outline of his titties looking like deflated tied up balloons in his shirt. Always out of breath, starts every sentence like he on his 3rd set of 10. Face looks like a mini fridge with a mouth. When asked why he kept fukking up timeouts he literally once said cause he didn't know where the clock was in the stadium. Just a disgusting waste of human skin. Dude making 5 million a year to be morbidly obese, white, and perpetually out of breath. Whatever hole they throw the Joneses in they need to throw him on top to seal it up forever. I bet when he sneeze gravy comes out of his ears
He admitted to lying to get the job. Imagine interviewing for a job and when you’re signing your new hire paperwork your first day, you tell your boss you lied about a bunch of shyt during the interview.
 

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The blame lies squarely on the fans

They're the reason Dallas has no success

It's been just under 30 years of being Detroit Lions status, and yet they're the most valuable franchise and bring in the most revenue

The Cowboys are more of a name brand than they are a football team.
The team is secondary, as long as there is a never ending legion of casuals to say "we dem boys", and buy all up all the awful stupid ugly merch, what reason is there for the team to go all in trying to win

Bingo. Kinda like a Harlem Globe Trotters setup except they are the Washington Generals and the Visiting team is the Globe Trotters
 

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thing that strikes me about Dallas is that they always seem woefully unprepared or underprepared

And they always shoot themselves in the foot......either poor gameplay, penalties, inconsistent effort, tactical stupidity

Like at no time does anyone take a Cowboys playoff run seriously
 
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