Jerry Seinfield is worth $800 million, how?

[MustafaSTL]

Chris Rock:

I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don't hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there's me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let's break it down, let's break it down: me, I'm a decent comedian. I'm a'ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He's a fukking dentist! He ain't the best dentist in the world...he ain't going to the dental hall of fame...he don't get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He's just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin' the white man can walk to.

Got damn

 

[labrokejames]

I might be the only nikka in the galaxy that's never watched a single episode of Seinfeld. Every cac and they mama has watched it.

 

[labrokejames]

Chris Rock:

I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don't hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there's me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let's break it down, let's break it down: me, I'm a decent comedian. I'm a'ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He's a fukking dentist! He ain't the best dentist in the world...he ain't going to the dental hall of fame...he don't get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He's just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin' the white man can walk to.

This shyt right here honestly just punched me right in the gut. The level of truth in unheard of. I wish this was plastered on billboards across the country.

 

[Ghanaman styling...]

Comedy is not a funny business else Patrice O would have been rich before he passed and the corny guys doing late night tv wouldn't have that platform.

 

[GunRanger]

"bu bu bu Rich white people NEVER spend money on expensive things...black people try to stunt"

24:10

 

[Poitier]

Seinfeld is the GOAT sitcom.

 

[Hans Wurst]

jew magic

 

[nalej]

How? More like how not. Are you serious OP?

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

nikkas callin this shyt funny?

expose urself as a cac brehs

you n!ggas still with the "you gotta be white to enjoy seinfeld"?

stick to fresh prince breh, this sh!t ain't for you slow n!ggas

 

[jilla82]

Chris Rock:

I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don't hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there's me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let's break it down, let's break it down: me, I'm a decent comedian. I'm a'ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He's a fukking dentist! He ain't the best dentist in the world...he ain't going to the dental hall of fame...he don't get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He's just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin' the white man can walk to.

that was a funny bit...but not totally about race.
My dad was a dentist...his practice was in the hood...and well...

The main point people should take from that is there are a lot of ways to make good money, dont focus on entertainment.

 

[mrken12]

Beats me.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

He wasn't the co-creator of Martin.

 

[MustafaSTL]

 

[CM_Burns]

CACS say "oh, but he's funny". OK. Martin Lawrence, 10 times funnier, Katt Williams, 10 times funnier, they don't have close to that type of money.

 

[Mac Brown]