Let's start with the invention of Christianity, which was created as a sick joke, and has become the greatest hoax of all-time. Let's compare the gospels with the official Roman history of the Emperor Titus Flavius and his campaigns to crush the First Jewish Revolt.
"Jesus": taken up and scourged, i.e. crucified, said "Woe" 8 times then "gave up the ghost" --NT Gospels & BJ 6.316
Here's the exact words quoted from both sets of literature, and this even matches after being translated from Greek to English:
Jesus .. gave up the ghost .. Jesus spoke .. woe .. Woe .. Woe .. Woe .. Woe .. Woe .. Woe .. Woe (Luke 23:46, Matt 23:1-39, 24:1-44)
Note: the gospels also tell us that Jesus was crucified.
took up the man .. number of severe stripes .. Jesus .. to cry aloud .. Woe, woe .. uttered .. Woe, woe .. Woe, woe .. Woe, woe.. gave up the ghost (Wars of the Jews 4,5,334-335, 341-343)
Who takes down Jesus in each of the stories?
Joseph .. from Arimathea .. body of Jesus .. took it down (Luke 23:50-53)
crucified .. taken down .. Josephus bar Matthias (Life of Flavius Josephus 75)
Josephus was credited with writing Wars of the Jews and referenced in his biography the taking down of the crucified near the end of Titus' campaign, but it was not included in his main book. "Arimathea" is obviously a play on the words "bar Matthias".
In both the gospels and Wars of the Jews, Jesus survives his crucifixion where two other men died.