levitate
I love you, you know.
Those fruit snacks do be good af though.
Jigga having a Dad moment at the Grammys
- Thread starter Doobie Doo
- Start date
Karma Krasher
Rookie
Blue just stared. 
Damn Bey got caught ghettofying the Grammy's by bringing snacks and shyt. Look on her face is pissed lol Now Pepsi gonna ask her why she didn't sneak in a can. Sponsors mad af right now. 'Hey Beyoncé you know we make miniature cans right? Your child willl love it! The cans even blue. Get it? Blue?'
Doobie Doo
Veteran
Damn, probably gotta wrap duct tape around juice boxes and fruit snacks to hide their logo. A paparazzi snapping a pic of her holding any drink or food will boost the product sales temporarily. If Bey's right hand were rubbing her cooch
That's both hands on two juice boxes at the same time.
If Bey's right hand were rubbing her cooch
That escalation from sponsor and paparazzi talk to immediate perversion has me
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Dude on my FB wrote this caption.
"all Dad's can relate to Jigga in this moment....you stole a fruit snack when you opened the pack, the jawn got stuck inbetween your molar and incisor so now you tryin to get it out w/ your tongue (karma)...but it was good, so you say "mmmm baby, can daddy get one??" so you can get another one lmao"
blu: want one.....it's strawberry
jay: yeah gimmie one.
blu: you took 3
jay: were rich....that carter pettiness
blu:
jay: that mufukka fire.
Elle Driver
Veteran
Nah she look like she done had enough. She got that stressed mama look.