Jim Beam gotta be the WOAT liquor of all time

[The Jewnited States]

Handle of Jim beam had me waking up in handcuffs after my 21st bday

I can still drink it straight though


Now sky vodka or any flavored vodka is garbage to me

 

[Apollo Creed]

Liquor is deep as fukk. it never gets its drug props. But everybody has a drink they refuse to drink to this day.

Yeah when I was young and new to drinking I`d just drink whatever people had around, but later on I`d just stick to Crown Black and Coke. I never liked Henny but thats all I see people drink and talk about nowadays.

I remember when I was a freshmen dudes would be drinking weak ass Blue Beast talking bout "I`m Drunk as hell bruh "

That ish was straight kool aid

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Black Daytona Beach early 2000s...... ran through a liter of that shyt and me and this creole breezy got butt jungle naked on the balcony of the hotel and started fukking...... bish was in straight porn star mode and hurled over the balcony without missing a beat.... threw up popov and fruit punch on a nikka from Augusta who had just pulled up in a drop top benz........

Good times....

LMAO thats gross as fukk.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Handle of Jim beam had me waking up in handcuffs after my 21st bday

I can still drink it straight though


Now sky vodka or any flavored vodka is garbage to me

What crime did you commit breh?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

My nikkaz mix it wit gin and Hennessy.

The call it Gin Beamessy

 

[allshaftnohead]

Garbage bottom shelf. We used to put it in Ciroc bottles though

we did that shyt with Grey Goose bottles. Went to this girls bday party with the guys when I was young carrying that thing in. The girls were like oooh we can really tell the difference

 

[Frump]

Handle of Jim beam had me waking up in handcuffs after my 21st bday

I can still drink it straight though


Now sky vodka or any flavored vodka is garbage to me

Yeah aside from beam the only other shot I threw up was some raspberry vodka

 

[The Jewnited States]

What crime did you commit breh?

Fell asleep in the driver's seat of my neighbor's car. Neighbors were in their front yard looking at me disgusted. Told the cops it was my 21st bday the night before so people were buying me shots and I got wasted. Truth is I was just hammered and didn't wanna go home yet so somehow I ended up in their car. Cops just made me apologize to my neighbors and let me go home

 

[The5thLetter]

any old heads got stories abt this?

 

[Apollo Creed]

we did that shyt with Grey Goose bottles. Went to this girls bday party with the guys when I was young carrying that thing in. The girls were like oooh we can really tell the difference

I remember buying one of them big boy grey goose bottles and felt like God, when all the birds were like "Can I have some "
What a Time to be alive

 

[The5thLetter]

My nikkaz mix it wit gin and Hennessy.

The call it Gin Beamessy

hope you're joking, that sounds horrendous

 

[L&HH]

it's worse than E&J?

nah, but I got stories off four loko tho

This shyt is the devil's nectar. I won't touch this shyt ever again, that and 1800 have given me the worst outer body hangovers ever.

 

[Apollo Creed]

This shyt is the devil's nectar. I won't touch this shyt ever again, that and 1800 have given me the worst outer body hangovers ever.

I remember when Four Loko Dropped and me and a buncha friends ran into the gas station like a Sunny D commercial and bought all the cans they had.

Wasn't there rumors that Four Loko killed some people or something?

 

[Frump]

So glad I'm older and my liquor pallets changed and more mature

In terms of hard liquor now strictly high end whiskey/bourbon

No more bottom feeder shyt

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Fell asleep in the driver's seat of my neighbor's car. Neighbors were in their front yard looking at me disgusted. Told the cops it was my 21st bday the night before so people were buying me shots and I got wasted. Truth is I was just hammered and didn't wanna go home yet so somehow I ended up in their car. Cops just made me apologize to my neighbors and let me go home

brilliant