The Rainmaker
Mr. Money in the Bank
The best there is 


"Prostate cancer? Ehhhh...I'd say it only could go for like a 4/10 match. It was the drizzling shyts"
"I wouldn't put it in my top 1000 diseases list""He couldn't work...even botched the finish"

, glad to hear it*waits for Kliq stans to suggest Hickenbottom would survive Lou Gehrig's disease or something*
to Bret though
WWE should've runned a story that Hitman succumbed to cancer after the Head Surgeon called it in the operating room, despite Bret never suffering cardiac arrest.