Jimmy Snuka charged with 1983 Murder

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When Vince gets sent down for accessory after the fact and carrying a briefcase for the purposes of immoral actions :ohlawd:

Remember that Austin vs Brisco/Patterson feud during the attitude era :gladbron:

When single mom Linda Edwards risked it all to set up the first Mania :mjcry:
 

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Snuka gonna show up with a respirator and an interpreter, like them old nikkas at the end of "Casino" :pachaha:

Your Honor my client would love to answer all your questions but unfortunately he's suffered severe memory issues ever since he was bludgeoned over the head with a coconut by a deranged Scotsman. As for my other client as you can see he's in no fit state to stand trial

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He also believes that Ted Turner is responsible for bringing these heinous charges against him. Any members of the court who wish to see John Cena or any other larger than life superstar is welcome at the upcoming Raw show (tickets are not free)

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In the book "ring of death" (I think), it talks about Vince trying to cover it up

This is the only quote I could find real quick, but there's a longer explanation in there. Either Vince or another WWF official tried to play up Snuka's gimmick and act like he couldnt speak English or be held accountable


Muchnick also exposes a little-known story about wrestler Jimmy Snuka, who in 1983 took up with a 23-year-old groupie; she wound up dead at an Allentown, Pa., hospital from “undetermined craniocerebral injuries.” Snuka was never charged with a crime, but Muchnick makes a compelling case that the popular wrestler, known as “Superfly,” had battered his girlfriend.

According to Muchnick, in a discussion with an attorney who had considered representing the girl’s family in a wrongful-death suit, McMahon said, “Look, I’m in the garbage business. If you think I’m going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you’re mistaken.”
 
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