Job Interview Questions Unappreciation Thread

[damn_ese]

Interview Questions that stray beyond knowledge of the position and or your skill level should be kept to
to the following :

-bytch are you gonna start some shyt over here? you better not cause this a drama free zone!
-you gonna steal shyt?
-you better not be on that fukkery of a website - coli.com

anything beyond that is bullshyt . . . talmbout "what is your goal?" like . . hoe im trying to stack bread so i dont have listen to your special needs ass

i swear, people that do the hiring only want to hear bullshyt answers.

 

[TheNig]

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?"

 

[Yehuda]

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?"

"How did you hear about the position? :goonbrother:"

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

For a basic job I could see that

I got to 2nd rounds of an interview last week.... meeting with the interviewer later for feedback

 

[TL15]

I just interviewed someone for a different team and asked them:

"If you had to choose a place to vacation where would you go and why"

breh looked at me like

and I said "I'm just kidding man"

 

[TheNig]

"How did you hear about the position? :goonbrother:"

"Name some of your strengths. What do you think are some weaknesses that you feel you can work on? "

 

[WaveGang]

shyt is easy, it's the Internet era. Google answers before hand

 

[Dak Pickscott]

they just fukkin with you they already be knowing you not getting the job

 

[damn_ese]

"Name some of your strengths. What do you think are some weaknesses that you feel you can work on? "

i guess my main weakness is im a workaholic

 

[Treblemaka]

Y'all should hear the kinda questions they ask at West coast tech companies. Google is notorius for asking dumbass question just to see how you handle being effed with.


41 of Google's Toughest Interview Questions

1. What is your favorite Google product, and how would you improve it?--Associate product manager, January 2016
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2. If you wanted to bring your dog to work but one of your team members was allergic to dogs, what would you do?--Associate account strategist, December 2014
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3. If ads were removed from YouTube, how would you monetize it?--Associate account strategist, January 2016
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4. What do you know about Google?--Administrative business partner, February 2015
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5. Design an evacuation plan for the building.--Business analyst, November 2014
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6. Which do you think has more advertising potential in Boston, a flower shop or a funeral home?--Account strategist, October 2015
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7. A coin was flipped 1,000 times and there were 560 heads. Do you think the coin is biased?--Quantitative analyst, September 2015
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8. What does "being Googley" mean to you?--Product specialist, December 2015
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9. Name a prank you would pull on manager if you were hired.--Google applications support engineer, June 2014
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10. What is your opinion on whether or not individuals should be required to use their official name when opening a Gmail or Google + account?--Administrative assistant, April 2014
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11. What would you want to do if you didn't have to work?--Interaction designer, September 2014
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12. What scares you?--Business analyst interview, September 2014
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13. How many ways can you think of to find a needle in a haystack?--Business associate, May 2014
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14. Estimate the number of tennis balls that can fit into a plane.--Intern, December 2015
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15. If you could be remembered for one sentence, what would it be?--Associate account strategist, March 2014
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16. If you could only choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what would it be?--Associate account strategist, March 2014
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17. How do you think the digital advertising world will change in the next three years?--Creative director, January 2016
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18. What three things would you change at your university/workplace if you were CEO today?--Account strategist, April 2014
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19. Describe AdWords to a 7-year-old.--Associate account strategist, December 2014
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20. You have a grocery delivery service (similar to Amazon Fresh) that delivers food within 24 hours. Estimate how many trucks you need to operate this service.--Product manager, November 2015
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21. How would you explain cloud computing to a 6-year-old?--Product manager, November 2015
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22. Tell me what you think about Google charging users $1 per month to use Gmail.-- BOLD candidate, October 2015
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23. How many haircuts do you think happen in America every year?--Business associate, May 2014
24. List six things that make you nervous.--Android support level III, July 2014
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25. Tell me something about you that isn't on your résumé.--Associate account strategist, March 2014
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26. What is the market for driverless cars in the year 2020?--Product manager, November 2015
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27. Model raindrops falling on a sidewalk (sidewalk is 1m and raindrops are 1cm). How could we know when the sidewalk is completely wet?--Software engineer, January 2016
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28. How would I explain the importance of HTML 5 to Larry Page and then to my grandma?--Creative specialist, January 2016
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29. Tell me a joke.--Executive assistant, March 2014
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30. Do you prefer earning or learning?--Software engineer, January 2016
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31. If I gave you $10 million right now, what would you do?--Associate account strategist, May 2014

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32. Define a service that would allow you to travel to the future.--Interaction designer, December 2015

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

"Why did you leave your last job? "

And the one that a lot of people get wrong

"Do you have any questions"

Cats that answer "No" would ALWAYS get the if they answered with No.
Interviewer like "After all that talking I just did, you really have that little interest in the job that you dont have ONE single question about ANYTHING we just discussed?"

 

[Yehuda]

"Name some of your strengths. What do you think are some weaknesses that you feel you can work on? "

"What other companies are you interviewing with? "

 

[MillionMills]

Why should we hire you?
What are your strengths?
What are your weaknesses?
Why are you looking to leave your current position?
Are you a team player?
Talk about a situation where you showed leadership

Talk about a time where you handled a uncomfortable situation with a client

 

[Treblemaka]

Do you have any questions"

Cats that answer "No" would ALWAYS get the if they answered with No.
Interviewer like "After all that talking I just did, you really have that little interest in the job that you dont have ONE single question about ANYTHING we just discussed?"

I always get like that when I'm interviewing people.

 

[Womb Raider]

"Name some of your strengths. What do you think are some weaknesses that you feel you can work on? "

man I hate this goddamned question



ima always feed them that perfectionist bullshyt "my biggest weakness is also my biggest strength, I'm a perfectionist so I always strive to do better"