I'm just pointing out how green you sound.
If you gonna jump some1 or get jumped here's how its prolly gonna go down...(in a club setting)
you or said person is gonna get pushed on the floor/thrown on the floor/ slip on the floor...
than said person is probably going to cover their head/face with their arms to guard their head. ..
said person gonna receive a million kicks to the body and maybe some to the back of head.
security gonna intervene.
Thats usually how it goes
again; you watch 2 many movies.
Not for nothing either; but if I was in Joes shoes and did get lumped up in the face I'd have my wifey cover me in make up before I do the post fight interviews. Its amazing what make-up can do.