Joel Osteen, whose church received $4.4 million in PPP loans, gets ethered after a TV appearance.

[TL15]

He got “roasted” by Twitter comments and then drove around in a Ferrari unbothered

internet power and jokes are great but dude is a scammer living so lavishly I doubt he even thinks about internet people tagging him on Twitter to talk shyt

 

[Edub]

Church is too much of a business these days those mega ones

Yup.... I was just havin this convo wit my OG (mama).... she traditional and feel like it’s ok cuz God can catch more people the more that come even if the church isn’t authentic.... I’m tellin her it’s a bad look and it places them in the same lane as every other entity operating in capitalist America....


Atlanta used to have a mega church on bout every block...I can’t believe all of those are authentically found.... someone saw a thriving business and rinse repeated.... all aren’t anointed. But I get her stance.

 

[A.V.]

This used to be funny. What happened to them?

They've been unwatchable since they switched networks. I've only seen one ep of the show on Showtime.

Desus & Mero on Vice > Desus & Mero on Showtime

Damn

Forgot they even went there

They ran them dudes into the ground. All those shows and they didn't even have writers. They out of all they natural material and it's a routine in auto pilot mode.

Nah they on showtime and they still HILARIOUS

they flamed out completely and now the content is trash

I used to roll up and watch these nikkas religiously.






Now, they're beholden to the worst part of the far left (and I consider myself a leftist), feminists, LGBTQ, and PC/cancel culture



So the only time they say anything racy or remotely funny is when it has to do with obvious, "soft" targets most can rally behind, MAGA, Trump, Harvey Weinstein, etc



I'm proud of what they were able to do with their careers, bc they have legit chemistry and are funny as fukk, but it's definitely watered down since the Vice days



You can tell they're afraid of ruffling certain feathers. Ain't heard Mero call anybody "wild mango" in years

 

[Edub]

I used to roll up and watch these nikkas religiously.






Now, they're beholden to the worst part of the far left (and I consider myself a leftist), feminists, LGBTQ, and PC/cancel culture



So the only time they say anything racy or remotely funny is when it has to do with obvious, "soft" targets most can rally behind, MAGA, Trump, Harvey Weinstein, etc



I'm proud of what they were able to do with their careers, bc they have legit chemistry and are funny as fukk, but it's definitely watered down since the Vice days



You can tell they're afraid of ruffling certain feathers. Ain't heard Mero call anybody "wild mango" in years

I’m fr tho fam, they still funny af. I be cryin at the shyt and I used to laugh the same on Vice...

 

[itsyoung!!]

c00ns will think this is okay but call a regular Black person all kinds of thieves for gettin a ppp loan.


White is right to them fakkits

the PPP fund was $780 billion, which it’ll probably end up being $100-200+ billion of that scammed for non existent businesses. And since its now 100% depleted, from scammers, real business owners are getting fukked.

as scummy as joel olsteen is, his business is legit. Its exactly the reason PPP funds were created for.

also since its over $2 million (4.4 million) he has to pay the government back 2.2 million over 5 years.


You my guy, but like many others, ive seen comment on PPP/EIDL loans on here, they dont know the actual details of the loans

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

Funniest Desus and Mero skit I ever saw was when they were going in on Osteen after the Houston floods around 3 years ago when he wouldn't even let affected ppl take refuge in his church.

When Mero said "It's as the Bible says, you must first secure the bag", it had me rolling, boy




EDIT

Here's the video

Loved desus n mero during this vice stint and their old podcast bout to go through their old shyt

 

[Da King]

Christianity

@MMS

 

[MMS]

Christianity

@MMS

Bible Gateway passage: Matthew 10 - King James Version

The Gospel According to Matthew 10:31-42

31 Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows.

32 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.

33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

38 And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.

39 He that findeth his life shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it.

40 He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.

41 He that receiveth a prophet in the name of a prophet shall receive a prophet's reward; and he that receiveth a righteous man in the name of a righteous man shall receive a righteous man's reward.

42 And whosoever shall give to drink unto one of these little ones a cup of cold water only in the name of a disciple, verily I say unto you, he shall in no wise lose his reward.

word still undefeated

 

[Da King]

Bible Gateway passage: Matthew 10 - King James Version

The Gospel According to Matthew 10:31-42



word still undefeated

 

[MMS]

cain trying to escape the truth and rewrite the rules where he sees fit

 

[Sad Bunny]

He got “roasted” by Twitter comments and then drove around in a Ferrari unbothered

internet power and jokes are great but dude is a scammer living so lavishly I doubt he even thinks about internet people tagging him on Twitter to talk shyt

Facts.