John Cena files for divorce

[Doctor Wily]

we need that makdafi how many times 'blandy' or 'rock' was mentioned


sidebar:

ol court stenographer ass muhfukka

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

I've seen dudes on TSC make jokes all day about somebody ODing or going broke, but for some reason a man's divorce is off limits

Yeah, TSC cracks jokes, until when it actually happens. Then folks are more like "I told you so "

Unless, you know, you're just flat out annoying like Shane Douglas or Matt Hardy...

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

I've seen dudes on TSC make jokes all day about somebody ODing or going broke, but for some reason a man's divorce is off limits

It's the noted Cena dweebs that are getting sore over this. Every one and every topic is fair play. People were cracking jokes about the Benoit murders so why would we draw the line at someone's divorce? Get real. Rock and Hogan caught a lot of jokes too. It's been a rough 2 months for Cena fans. Rock, Tensai, Brock, Vince searching for his replacement, now a divorce.

I don't really care whether he's married with 5 kids or gets divorced and shifts into Charlie Sheen mode for the rest of his life but this thread is full of comedy, purposeful and accidental.

BTW -- fukk his bytch. I gotta stand by Cena through these divorce proceedings. bytches get too much for doing too little. I hope there was a prenup but she'll still probably try to get a bigger cut.

 

[R=G]

Having that Octomom looking broad in your life is supposed to be a win? Really man?

She works for him...she wont be running him like Cena's wife is gonna do him or how Stephanie runs Cripple H. Team Rock or hit the bricks....

 

[jadillac]

shyt is all funny til we find out if he's dating Eve.

Then I would be

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

now THAT is fukking hillarious

 

[jadillac]

This guy reps Bahhhstan like he's deep in the streets, but lives in Tampa.

Even had his wife there at the show in Boston like they're really there.

Damn if Rock concert doesnt look epic now.

 

[Vlazz]

Should have never put a ring on it. She's gonna walk away with at least a few milli.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Post subject: Let's name Cena's ex-wife's book

Word Wife
Cena Nuff
AA (Alimony Adjustment)
You Can't Sue Me
Fifty Shades of Awful Merchandise Colors
Muck Farriage
He Want Ryder
Your Time is Up, My Time is Now
Cena screwed Cena
I Caught Him in the Next Man's Sweater.
You NEVER Saw Me
FU
Adam Copeland: On Edge
The Champ is Queer
He Can't Wrestle
I loved Cena, Cena sucks. (because he's gay you see)
Hustler DisLoyalty Disrespect
John Cena: Real Life Heel.
Wrestling With Cena. JK he can't work LOL. (that whole thing is the titile) - First line in the scathing prologue: John Cena made millions of wishes come true. Except for mine.
STF - Securing The Finances
Kung Pao bytch: My Life with John Cena
Cena Wins (our divorce case), I Riot.
You Cant Please Me
Our Marriage: Caught and Compromised to a Permanent End
Rrrrrrrrrr Huberdeau! (Your Time Is Up, My Time Is Now (Now))
The Five Moves That Doomed My Marriage
Never Give Up (even if there's a pre-nup)

 

[LezJepzin]

The Boston Herald reports that Cena's wife has has hired powerful Miami attorney Raymond Rafool., who represented Linda Bollea in her divorce from Hulk Hogan.

He's going to lose all of those muscle cars

 

[Heelish]

"WHY DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM ME, BROTHER?!?"

 

[Kid Kash]

This thread has become pure gold.

Still, feel sorry for Cena, cause he'll probably gets stripped to the last penny for this divorce. Hope he is smart enough to let Vince all of a sudden "own" most of his money, so that she can't sue everything out of him.

 

[Swiggy]

THEM BOOK TITLES

Word life, tho, I thought this nikka never gave up

 

[Alexander The Great]

 

[Patent Leather AJ 1s]

"WHY DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM ME, BROTHER?!?"