John Cena had his ex-fiancée Nikki Bella sign a 75 page contract before moving in his house

[killacal]

N: I want to move in


J:But you'll become a headache as soon as that happens i seen it

N:I swear i wont


J:Prove it.... I'll need 2 hours of your time and 25 signatures

 

[malbaker86]

 

[Houston911]

Somebody gotta make the smilie

 

[Honey Bee]

Sounds like she should have never moved in with him.When I start dating again I am going to make sure I have my own place. That way I won't feel like a damn nuance,burden invader, or a unwanted guest for a man.

 

[Geek Nasty]

This will go down in one of those 100 Years of #HOH 10 volume compendiums they sell on TV. Right after the chapter on Saudi Arabia making robots people before women

 

[Kinguno]

Real talk if you need a 75 page anything, you shouldn't marry the bytch. And she shouldn't marry you. Just image yo girl come with 75 pages for you to sign or else the marriage is off? Unless she Oprah I'm chucking the fukking deuces.

Lol I had to type up a lease agreement to rent out a condo in a neighborhood for older folks and it was 16 pages long

Cena already got raped in a divorce, man has no kids, is worth more now than before, movies where he probably gets a percentage, and so much more

The former announcer from WCW Tony Sch gets 400 a year from that Ready to Rumble movie which never made a profit

 

[HabitualChiller]

first ballot hoh

And he ain't even retired yet

 

[killacal]

Sounds like she should have never moved in with him.When I start dating again I am going to make sure I have my own place. That way I won't feel like a damn nuance,burden invader, or a unwanted guest for a man.

Welcome to 1970

 

[Real]

And her thirsty ass put up with that.

No real woman would ever do that

 

[Rekkapryde]

And her thirsty ass put up with that.

No real woman would ever do that

/thread

 

[DamienWayne]

And her thirsty ass put up with that.

No real woman would ever do that

U ever dated a millionaire

 

[RennisDeynolds]

HOH is the army, better yet the navy

Cena won’t promise you a baby, kick out ya lady

#bars

 

[SheWantTheD]

LMAOOOO

 

[Homer Simpson]

And her thirsty ass put up with that.

No real woman would ever do that

he made her career

 

[UWasntThere]

He needs to make that whole document readily accessible as a blank template for HOH brehs worldwide

Necessary. I just don't have the money/clout to get away with that yet.