“John from Ronkonkoma” dictates football in NYC
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VegetasHairline
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Thread belongs in The Rafters!
Dorian Breh
Veteran
Thread belongs in The Rafters!
Need it to stay open for Fields and Russ
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
"Mike, I have neva been moah embarrassed to be a footbawl fan in New Yawk... I thought we was gettin rid of awl dis DEI gawbidge with Trump in awfice....I'll hang up and listen..."
staticshock
Veteran
Harry Powder
Pro
John was about to pull up
mvp_status
Superstar
"And as the clock hits zero, it's official folks, somehow the Giants have beaten all odds and miraculously secured a wild-card berth this postseason"
"now we can......wait, excuse me, one moment........"
uh-huh.......uh-huh........are you sure???.................
"Ladies and gentlemen, this just in.........it appears there are reports coming in of several explosions occurring in homes within the Ronkonkoma region of Long Island, my god......more as this story develops"
"now we can......wait, excuse me, one moment........"
uh-huh.......uh-huh........are you sure???.................
"Ladies and gentlemen, this just in.........it appears there are reports coming in of several explosions occurring in homes within the Ronkonkoma region of Long Island, my god......more as this story develops"
tremonthustler1
aka bx_representer
"Hello Mike, my fatha served in the ahmy during operation enduring freedom and every week I'd cawl to tell him how his Giants did. He didn't cahe about anything else. Just da scoah. He's seen things I can't even imagine and when he heard we got Winston and Wilson he told me he couldn't take it anymoah. He's giving up his tickets and if youah a real Giants fan, you'd do da same. I'll hang up and listen."
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
There's not a more deranged collection of fans and media personalities anywhere in the world. That's why I used to listen to WFAN religiously
Dorian Breh
Veteran
BT p*ssy
BT: "How about you say it to my face"
John: "Alright, where are you? WHERE ARE YOU?"
BT: "I'm hanging up on this guy"
Sounds like a coli poster duckin fades.
staticshock
Veteran
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
"Vinny from Monclair.... youah on da fan..."
"Hey ya Mike, I was just listenin to da draft in between da yanks and i had to pull ovah. i gotta say, i love da kid Daht, Mike. He comes from a great family, a real go getta, i think we got somethin heah. i woulda been so sick to my stomach if they took Sand is. He remind me so much of his fatha, showboatin.. showy, no werk ethic, i can't take Mel Kiperr, what is he tawkln aboutt? It woulda been a complete disatah fah us!"
"Uggghhh... hey Vinny.. i don't disagree, i watch a lot of da aftah noon SEC games and Daht has hawtt. he's a tough kid. The Collarodder games come on weigh too late fah me but Sand is, not a franchize QB, the New Yawk media would eat him alive."
"We'll tawk to Aaaron Boon, Back aftah dis..."
"Hey ya Mike, I was just listenin to da draft in between da yanks and i had to pull ovah. i gotta say, i love da kid Daht, Mike. He comes from a great family, a real go getta, i think we got somethin heah. i woulda been so sick to my stomach if they took Sand is. He remind me so much of his fatha, showboatin.. showy, no werk ethic, i can't take Mel Kiperr, what is he tawkln aboutt? It woulda been a complete disatah fah us!"
"Uggghhh... hey Vinny.. i don't disagree, i watch a lot of da aftah noon SEC games and Daht has hawtt. he's a tough kid. The Collarodder games come on weigh too late fah me but Sand is, not a franchize QB, the New Yawk media would eat him alive."
"We'll tawk to Aaaron Boon, Back aftah dis..."
