Jokes from the Justin Bieber Roast

[Savior]

Kevin Hart: "Bieber has 10 million fans—most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

kevin hart is really not funny

Im sayin...how does Kevin Hart have the least funny joke and dude is a comedian . Dont want to turn this into a Kevin Hart bashing thread tho

 

[Sk3ptical]

Autocorrect. I am sure you couldnt figure that one out tho

looks at post count

 

[USSInsiders]

Kevin Hart: "Bieber has 10 million fans—most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

kevin hart is really not funny

by his standards that's actually pretty good, his delivery is horrible tho

 

[MoneyBags]

martha stewart even shytting on dude, cot damn

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Luda wins this HANDS DOWN!

 

[Sierra Mist]

More and more I read this, the more I realize this ain't no roast. Some of them dead serious.

 

[DaDoc04]

anybody about to watch this shyt

 

[SupaHotIce]

Roast about to start now here http://www.cc.com/events/roast-justin-bieber/live.html

 

[GoldTeef]

Martha Stewart: "Justin, you have no idea what you're in for. I'm sure it's great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."

Imagining Martha Stewart saying this makes me chuckle for some reason

 

[Orange cream shake]

nikka stole Scott disicks hair and suit

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Kevin Hart: "Bieber has 10 million fans—most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

kevin hart is really not funny

that shyt is hilarious...do you really not get it?

 

[eastside313]

This is the funniest Kevin hart been in years

 

[tremonthustler1]

This shyt feels like a Kevin Hart comedy special early on.

 

[DaDoc04]

this shyt is hilarious


edited..... luda failed

 

[BlackMajik]

Wow @ the Selena joke