Jokes from the Justin Bieber Roast

[krackdagawd]

 

[all3rd]

Mr. Potato is a top trend right now.

 

[vicioustalk]

Ne one else thought the roast was..... Ok they could of had better comedians

 

[tremonthustler1]

Pete's dad wasn't famous. Of course they not gonna care. That's my point. They only care when it affects someone who's "important". shyt was a low blow period. Not Jeff Ross for making the joke, because he ain't pull punches for one nikka and not the other. Comedy Central was like "Everyone Remember Paul Walker for his courageous bravery." And then more or less "fukk this nikkas dad he should've died"


Double standards man...

If Pete wasn't feelin the jokes they probably woulda edited it out. Even Pete used his pops' death in a joke.

Editing out Kardashian jokes, that's another story.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Pete Davidson killed it

 

[LogicFirst]

You're so pretentious, why would he not get it? Maybe he doesn't think it's funny, genius

I can't front, the whole thing is diabolically calculated

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Pete Davidson: "Usher is the one who took you under his wing. You're the worst thing that Usher has done to America, since the guy who sat John Wilkes Booth behind Abraham Lincoln."

fukk y'all I'm smoking n that shyt was funny.

 

[shutterguy]

I thought Paul was the diver. Fukked up either way

OH nah you right. Still dumb as shyt. Either keep both or none of em.

Yea, there was a lot of confusion on the day it happened, last pic taken was Paul getting into the passengers side of the car, then it happened moments later. I'm pissed on 2 accounts, Paul was one of my favorite's (I'm a big fan of the F&F movies) and Roger (the driver) wrecked my favorite car (Porsche only made 1,270 on those road missiles, 5.7L V10 pushing over 600hp,)

 

[Kufismack]

If Pete wasn't feelin the jokes they probably woulda edited it out. Even Pete used his pops' death in a joke.

Editing out Kardashian jokes, that's another story.

Because he wasn't p*ssy about it. But I'm trying to understand how one person's death is hilarious while another person it's just "nah nikka you went too far"

 

[John Mayer]

fukk this midget cac

 

[LogicFirst]

Yea, there was a lot of confusion on the day it happened, last pic taken was Paul getting into the passengers side of the car, then it happened moments later. I'm pissed on 2 accounts, Paul was one of my favorite's (I'm a big fan of the F&F movies) and Roger (the driver) wrecked my favorite car (Porsche only made 1,270 on those road missiles, 5.7L V10 pushing over 600hp,)

Those things fishtail easily. His family should win that suit against Porsche

 

[SanchoPanda]

Wish Greg geraldo was still here to do these roast

 

[YakSpiller]

I laughed.

 

[kaiOogway]

"Lately a lot of people have been
pointing their fingers at you — and those are
just lesbians showing the barber how they
want their hair cut." only one I found funny

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I think I'd fukk Martha Stewart.