Jordan Woods got a new wagon.
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ultraflexed
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Damn,so we gon pretend like Jada ain't pull a power move on Kris Jenner and company,the definition of an influencer
Made the Kardashians basically issue an apology to the mistress
shyt look stupid
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
yo Kim K has a fukking wagon
a fake one but jesus fooking christ
a fake one but jesus fooking christ
That's crazy. How much bread a breh need to become a pretty boy? I didn't know you could pay to get more than just ass n titties.
You moist, go away
This is why it is so easy to get hoes
Even if it aint plastic surgery to metamorphosis into a whole new being
Most atleast
got
The Super Contra cheat codes
Fake hair
That can be strategically positioned to hide their missing hair line
Contoured make up to redesign their facial structure using demonic science to fake a jaw line and cheeks
And hide the camo patten bad complexion
They got control top panties
Spanx
Tops that have a built in system to hide their 1992 Toyota Hilux width torso
Pants made from the original Xmen uniform collection
That makes their elongated chess board booty look rounded
Heeled shoes to make their legs give the David Cooperfield illusion of being thicker
They got cheat codes for everything ...
Except
1s to hide that 2nd toe being longer than her big toe
Or any to make her other puffy midget with polio toes to look human
Yet 99.368% of her outfits involve sandals
Like how can I be nervous talking to a bih
I see all them cheat codes staked up like a mute Crip geeked up on 6 expressos stacking his set
Oh. Another fake ass
shyt is trash. Build-a-Thots are underwhelming
Some dudes even act like it's better when it's fat transfer instead of silicone
Neither one is natural and both would turn me off to a chick if she's had either one
ReturnOfJudah
Veteran
Lil one hitting 16 switches, bunny hopping down Belfort.
Mama running like a hoe trying to catch up with her pimp as he strolls away.
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prince_peoples
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That shyt is self mutilation, aka mental illnessSome dudes even act like it's better when it's fat transfer instead of silicone
Neither one is natural and both would turn me off to a chick if she's had either one
