Josh Trank Directing Tom Hardy As Al Capone In 'Fonzo' This Summer

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The reviews of this are goddamn hilarious! :russ: @FlyRy @MartyMcFly @Zero @HHR @obarth

Hardy, all guttural growls and tics, seems to be vying for the prize of Most Acting. :deadmanny:
Leah Greenblatt, Entertainment Weekly


Hardy once again combines the fearless commitment of early Marlon Brando with the utter unintelligibility of much older Marlon Brando. :deadrose:
David Ehrlich, IndieWire

Tom Hardy playing dying Al Capone is as if Nick Nolte were playing the First vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. :dead:
Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

Also there's these...


Hey, you haven’t seen Al Capone until you’ve seen him chomping on a carrot and wielding a machine gun while wearing a droopy diaper.
Steve Pond, The Wrap

You tell me if you want to see a movie featuring not one, not two, but three separate scenes in which the increasingly feeble Capone loses control of his bladder and/or his bowels.
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times

Not only is he incontinent – yes, there are multiple, uncomfortably lengthy scenes where Al Capone shyts himself in this movie, folks – he’s also prone to hallucinations.
Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm

:dahell::dahell::dahell:
Movie itself sounds like utter trash but Hardy's performance sounds batshyt insane on an impossible level so it's must see. :banderas:
 

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Also there's these...


Hey, you haven’t seen Al Capone until you’ve seen him chomping on a carrot and wielding a machine gun while wearing a droopy diaper.
Steve Pond, The Wrap

You tell me if you want to see a movie featuring not one, not two, but three separate scenes in which the increasingly feeble Capone loses control of his bladder and/or his bowels.
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times

Not only is he incontinent – yes, there are multiple, uncomfortably lengthy scenes where Al Capone shyts himself in this movie, folks – he’s also prone to hallucinations.
Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm
:dwillhuh:

:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

I need some fukkery like this after a day like today
 

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The reviews of this are goddamn hilarious! :russ: @FlyRy @MartyMcFly @Zero @HHR @obarth

Hardy, all guttural growls and tics, seems to be vying for the prize of Most Acting. :deadmanny:
Leah Greenblatt, Entertainment Weekly


Hardy once again combines the fearless commitment of early Marlon Brando with the utter unintelligibility of much older Marlon Brando. :deadrose:
David Ehrlich, IndieWire

Tom Hardy playing dying Al Capone is as if Nick Nolte were playing the First vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. :dead:
Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

Also there's these...


Hey, you haven’t seen Al Capone until you’ve seen him chomping on a carrot and wielding a machine gun while wearing a droopy diaper.
Steve Pond, The Wrap

You tell me if you want to see a movie featuring not one, not two, but three separate scenes in which the increasingly feeble Capone loses control of his bladder and/or his bowels.
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times

Not only is he incontinent – yes, there are multiple, uncomfortably lengthy scenes where Al Capone shyts himself in this movie, folks – he’s also prone to hallucinations.
Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm

:dahell::dahell::dahell:
Movie itself sounds like utter trash but Hardy's performance sounds batshyt insane on an impossible level so it's must see. :banderas:
:gucci::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:
 

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he in diapers LOL LOL
 

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The title sequence just FINALLY kicked in after like 15 minutes and I’m torn on what to think :pachaha:parts of this feel like unintentional comedy and other parts are riveting as fukk
 

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This man saw a fukking floating golden balloon like Pennywise is about to make a cameo in this shyt :dead:
I really don’t know what to make of this movie. In better hands it could’ve actually been something. I get what they wanted this to be, but it just came across so ridiculous. Hardy chomping on a carrot shooting off a golden tommy gun while in a bathrobe and diaper was :laff:this was like if Shutter Island got crossed with like...Looney Toons. Worth a watch just for sheer insanity
 
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