Jreh had fapped so hard that he ended up having a stroke

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That's why you don't shyt and jack off at the same time. Your body be trying to expell in 2 directions and as a result your heart goes :yeshrug: then your body goes :dead: that's where the saying "don't die with your dikk in your hands" comes from.


I know this is true because an old person told me this :ufdup: and old people don't lie.
 

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It's well known that sexual activity (solo or otherwise) can trigger cardiovascular events in vulnerable people.

In other words, this is probably more common than most people like to admit :francis:
 

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That's why you don't shyt and jack off at the same time. Your body be trying to expell in 2 directions and as a result your heart goes :yeshrug: then your body goes :dead: that's where the saying "don't die with your dikk in your hands" comes from.


I know this is true because an old person told me this :ufdup: and old people don't lie.
:dame: if you aroused while shyt coming out your ass, let’s just that may be some repressed desires being acted upon :usure:

You know we both from Bama, I took don’t die with your dikk in your hand to mean don’t be fukking excessively thirsty out here. Thirst will get you killed. Most of my old heads didn’t even have running water so there was no beating off in the outhouse or the bedroom you shared. Just starting families at 15 and shyt bc beating off was seen as a sin
 
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