Judge Mathis Bailiff Appreciation Thread

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Mathis: So how did you and the defendant meet?
Female: I met him while I was waiting at a bus stop.
Mathis: Were you sucking on a lollipop?
Female: *confused* No I wasnt.
Doyle the Bailiff: I guess she never heard Round the Way Girl.

he a trill white boy

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

didnt homeboy dye (yeah I know)

RIP

 

[ThumpDaddy]

didnt homeboy dye (yeah I know)

RIP

Did he really???

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Did he really???

yeah, the first bailiff did

they got a replacement since then, but they look the same tho.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

That I didn't know. Oh well........

 

[blockburna420]

Doyle stay clowning

 

[Real]

Doyle anf Byrd are the goat baliffs.

Byrd stay hitting nikkas with: Hey! You betta shutup

 

[Majestic Pape]

Doyle funny as all fukk...

 

[Majestic Pape]

Doyle anf Byrd are the goat baliffs.

Byrd stay hitting nikkas with: Hey! You betta shutup

Judge Judy treats Byrd like a fukking slave. Judge Mathis treats Doyle like one of his boys.

Anybody else notice though on these judge shows that if the judge is Black, then the bailiff is white, and vice-versa.

 

[drugxglory]

Yeah that dude is always sayin some slick shyt

 

[Demon]

Judge Judy treats Byrd like a fukking slave. Judge Mathis treats Doyle like one of his boys.

Anybody else notice though on these judge shows that if the judge is Black, then the bailiff is white, and vice-versa.

Daps on both points.

Doyle is the homie.

And yes...on every judge show on TV, they judges and bailiffs are always of a different race.

 

[Majestic Pape]

LOL, Doyle/Mathis were in rare form on today's episode.

This random hoodrat witness was telling a story and randomly said "Some whiteboy on the train stole it from her..." then she looked at Doyle and started to apologize. Doyle took that shyt in stride, talking about "You can't trust those white boys." shyt was TOO hilarious. Then Judge Mathis talking about "That's a stereotype; all white people don't steal. Don't try to put that on my man [pointing at Doyle]... well, a few things do come up missing around here."

 

[Jasmine20]

Him and Judge Mathis are hilarious.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

LOL, Doyle/Mathis were in rare form on today's episode.

This random hoodrat witness was telling a story and randomly said "Some whiteboy on the train stole it from her..." then she looked at Doyle and started to apologize. Doyle took that shyt in stride, talking about "You can't trust those white boys." shyt was TOO hilarious. Then Judge Mathis talking about "That's a stereotype; all white people don't steal. Don't try to put that on my man [pointing at Doyle]... well, a few things do come up missing around here."

What about the case where they were talking bout strippers and Doyle was enjoying the conversation. Then his wife walks into the courtroom and he starts coppi pleas talkin bout lets change the subject

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Judge Judy treats Byrd like a fukking slave. Judge Mathis treats Doyle like one of his boys.

Anybody else notice though on these judge shows that if the judge is Black, then the bailiff is white, and vice-versa.

Douglas from The Peoples Court is a house nikka