Judge Mathis Bailiff Appreciation Thread

[Lavish]

LOL, Doyle/Mathis were in rare form on today's episode.

This random hoodrat witness was telling a story and randomly said "Some whiteboy on the train stole it from her..." then she looked at Doyle and started to apologize. Doyle took that shyt in stride, talking about "You can't trust those white boys." shyt was TOO hilarious. Then Judge Mathis talking about "That's a stereotype; all white people don't steal. Don't try to put that on my man [pointing at Doyle]... well, a few things do come up missing around here."

 

[Samson]

This is the closest Judge Mathis thread on here:



That first case
Dude is pathetic, still simping hard after her after everything

@6:10 - 6:50

 

[hayesc0]

Mathis: So how did you and the defendant meet?
Female: I met him while I was waiting at a bus stop.
Mathis: Were you sucking on a lollipop?
Female: *confused* No I wasnt.
Doyle the Bailiff: I guess she never heard Round the Way Girl.

he a trill white boy

 

[Strapped]

i feel for dude

 

[PhonZhi]

i feel for dude

Why

 

[Strapped]

Why

She ran thru & will continue in his pockets

 

[PhonZhi]

She ran thru & will continue in his pockets

Huh?

I thought you are talking about Doyle the bailiff