One of my guilty pleasures these past few months has been @JudgeJoeGorilla. I love this dude. I really do.
Every week, without fail, he gets at least few featured threads where he "discovers" shyt that's new to him and is just so fascinated by it that he needs---NEEDS---to share it with thecoli.com like it's a vaccine. And it always gets featured. I'm not mad or anything. I'm legit so amused by it. It gives me joy.
I log onto thecoli.com at work and unavoidably see featured threads from JJG, presmised on such mindblowing premises as "AREN'T PIMPS AND DRUG DEALERS THE REAL c00nS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY" and "HEY, SHOULDN'T BLACK PEOPLE NOT ALWAYS VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS HOW THEY DO?"
It's not even all political either. Dude literally has threads like, "YO THIS SCIENTOLOGY THING SEEMS PRETTY COOL I MIGHT JOIN" and "WHY DO GUYS DATE WHORES ANYWAY, AMIRITE?"
I don't care if it's a troll account or a real person or whatever. And @JudgeJoeGorilla, if you're not a troll, please don't take this the wrong way. I don't mean to be mean at all. You amuse the fukk out of me.
JudgeJoe is the type of guy who'll hear a comedian say some tired shtick like, "What's the deal with airline food?" and go home deep in thought like, "Yo . . . what actually IS the deal with airline food?"
He's the type of dude who'll be sitting on his couch one day in 2017 and, for the first time in his life, he'll suddenly wonder, "WAIT, WHY IS THAT MOVIE CALLED BACK TO THE FUTURE WHEN THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO THE PAST?:
Never change, JJG.
Every week, without fail, he gets at least few featured threads where he "discovers" shyt that's new to him and is just so fascinated by it that he needs---NEEDS---to share it with thecoli.com like it's a vaccine. And it always gets featured. I'm not mad or anything. I'm legit so amused by it. It gives me joy.
I log onto thecoli.com at work and unavoidably see featured threads from JJG, presmised on such mindblowing premises as "AREN'T PIMPS AND DRUG DEALERS THE REAL c00nS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY" and "HEY, SHOULDN'T BLACK PEOPLE NOT ALWAYS VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS HOW THEY DO?"
It's not even all political either. Dude literally has threads like, "YO THIS SCIENTOLOGY THING SEEMS PRETTY COOL I MIGHT JOIN" and "WHY DO GUYS DATE WHORES ANYWAY, AMIRITE?"
I don't care if it's a troll account or a real person or whatever. And @JudgeJoeGorilla, if you're not a troll, please don't take this the wrong way. I don't mean to be mean at all. You amuse the fukk out of me.
JudgeJoe is the type of guy who'll hear a comedian say some tired shtick like, "What's the deal with airline food?" and go home deep in thought like, "Yo . . . what actually IS the deal with airline food?"
He's the type of dude who'll be sitting on his couch one day in 2017 and, for the first time in his life, he'll suddenly wonder, "WAIT, WHY IS THAT MOVIE CALLED BACK TO THE FUTURE WHEN THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO THE PAST?:
Never change, JJG.
