Julian Newman almost loses 1v1 vs 5'6 asian youtuber..

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the sister ain't that good either, but she got big fat titties so she could be a IG/onlyfans chick.
Those things are tittying


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He will play for a team And1 scrimmages against, he'll impress skip to my Lou so much he'll use his connections to get him a tryout for the tour. He'll win the one on one matchup he gotta win to get in and then he'll beast out catching the eye of the Globetrotters. From there Russia and the Ukraine. Right when he's hitting his peak as a man he'll play on the rockets summer league team and will play so good he'll replace Eric Gordon. Scouts will compare him to Damon Stoudaimire :whew:



 

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Yeah professional basketball isn’t ever going to be a part of this young brehs life. I hope he can realize that and move accordingly and prosper.

dude hit his peak already and he looked out of shape and slow in this video. Some random youtuber is jacking up 3s in his face and we’re supposed to believe that he can even get some burn overseas? fukk that.

dude shoulda found a way to get in Melo or Shareef’s entourage instead of riding the manufactured wave like his dad was the next Lavar. In 2 to 3 years his sister will be more popular for, uh, other reasons lol unless she gets fat.
 

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Basically he's trash but him and his dad act like he's already a HOFer and one of those lame youtube bball pages was gassing the fukk outta him a few years ago. He's got one of the worst Napoleon complexes since Napoleon himself. His dad had to create a team just to put his scrub ass on it and they schedule mainly trash opponents(who he still kinda trash against)but on the rare occasions they play anybody worth a damn he gets shyt on hard as fukk yet they still act like he's Jesus Shuttlesworth :mjlol:
I noticed this. They'd play a good team and be down 99-34. His pops would be like "Julian did his thing, layups, threes, and got to the paint." Rest of the team be looking at him like :dwillhuh::mjtf:
 
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