Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread
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NobodyReally
Superstar
I saw it because AMC gave me that $5 credit for seeing so many movies, so this one only cost me $5.
I want my $5 back.
I want my $5 back.
Money Be Green
Superstar
. Please don't make another 1 after this shyt.
YOLO_JONES
All Star
i had to excuse myself to the concessions when Starlord while paralyzed from the dart gun was rolling away from the lava
Money Be Green
Superstar
When they was climbing the side of the building I thought I was watching a cut scene from Uncharted
that people are still seeing any of these after the third one in 2001. Wow. This must be unimaginable trash,
Review: ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Brings the Gang Back. Sigh.
Nostalgia is a muthafukka. When you watch the trailers with the OG theme song, it automatically takes you back to childhood and the magic of the first movie.
I can’t even be mad at the studios. I’m mad at myself that I keep falling for this shyt.
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
It's no worse than the last one. Dumb but fun popcorn movie.
My goofy theater erupted in applause when the girl George Bush'd the button AND when the end credits hit
Yo!! I was laughing at that scene. Starlord was inches from the lava. You can’t get your hands that close to a stove and lava is four times hotter at 1600 degrees.
I should have walked out like that one dude here who walks out of mad movies.
I liked it. The lady liked it too.
Like JA’s style and attempting to make it darker and more foreboding
Yeah nothing more to say.
Like JA’s style and attempting to make it darker and more foreboding
Yeah nothing more to say.
@Dominic Brehetto since you clearly didn’t enjoy yourself lol I’m curious to know what didn’t work for you
OJ Simpsom
Superstar
nikkaz wanted another film set on the island/park. The RE1 vibe in that big ass mansion.
The RE1 vibe in that big ass mansion.
That’s the thing I appreciated the most. I’d give it a solid B.
There was absolutely nothing in this film that actually worked.
It’s a top to bottom piece of shyt and I feel dumber for having to witness it.
If you told me Colon Trevorrow was some kind of algorithm to make scripts I would find that more plausible then him having spent any time around human beings.
Interesting. I'd disagree with that obviously but I appreciate the insight
Why was Toby Jones wearing John Cleese fake teeth from Rat Race?