Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread

[GunRanger]

thats why i cant understand why people are like it was fun i dont see the big deal

but be like to transformers

they are literally the same thing

Because bay throws in more shytty humor. Transformers movies are too long too

 

[HipHopStan]

Rexy and The Mosasaurus are like the Mega Powers in that opening scene:

 

[Canada Goose]

Just saw it, loved it.

My only complaints are, ending was I can sort of see the plant eating dino co existing with humans, but the meat eating ones?


They act like site B (The movies The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 take place at) doesn't exist. It wasn't acknowledged in the last one and it wasn't in this movie


Other than that, movie was awesome

 

[3rd Koast Kang]

shyt was trash i fell asleep multiple times. Movie only had to do one thing to keep my attention and they didnt do it so...

 

[Big Blue]

This move was straight basura. Everything up to the volcano eruption was dope, and it's was straight down hill from there. Wow that was terrible.

 

[Lucha Vandross]

metal gear Jurassic park

Dino Crisis

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

shyt was trash i fell asleep multiple times. Movie only had to do one thing to keep my attention and they didnt do it so...

Fell asleep multiple times in a loud ass Jurassic world movie.

Damn y'all are still kiling this flick. Only Marty and ironically the film noir movie snob dude liked it.

 

[White City Black]

Saw it. 5 dolla discount. On XD (one of 233 variations of Dolby that's out there). Like others said, it's a cool popcorn flick to watch in theatres. It's not that serious. If anything they're about to kick this franchise into a new gear like the Fast & Furious franchise.

JW3 set for 2021...on everything they better not have these dinosaurs trying to talk, on some Planet of the Apes reboot shyt. At the very least they gon have Blue trying to utter out some basic ass one-two word verbiage

 

[42 Monks]

Every time they wanted the audience to feel sorry for these dinosaurs I fukking stood up laughing

 

[Brandeezy]

The only thing good about this movie was watching thicc Bryce run around

The script was WOAT, like jesus christ some of the lines sounded like some SyFy shyt

Broad actually pointed and screamed "Chair!"

Little girl runs into her room from a Super Raptor and JUMPS INTO THE BED, UNDER THE COVERS

Chris Pratt turning into The Rock at the auction he literally was punching dudes 5 feet away and clotheslining them

at the twist, I was waiting for telepathic Dino powers

Who tf was Hammond's partner, I swear I never heard of this breh before. Did they just make him up out of nowhere

i had to excuse myself to the concessions when Starlord while paralyzed from the dart gun was rolling away from the lava

The whole scenario was more unrealistic than an island of recreated Dinos

Lava moving like water and breh's face right next to it chillin

 

[Deltron]

JW3 set for 2021...on everything they better not have these dinosaurs trying to talk, on some Planet of the Apes reboot shyt. At the very least they gon have Blue trying to utter out some basic ass one-two word verbiage

been there, done that.

What they need to do is have dom and them race raptors or plan heists with them

 

[Deltron]

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[Rayzah]

thats why i cant understand why people are like it was fun i dont see the big deal

but be like to transformers

they are literally the same thing

Realest shyt ever. Dudes just hate Michael bay cause the internet said so

 

[MartyMcFly]

Except unlike most of the Transformers movies the JP movies are well made and don't fill up insanely long running times with juvenile piss and sex jokes.

Also no racist jokes but hey who’s counting?

 

[MartyMcFly]

Fell asleep multiple times in a loud ass Jurassic world movie.

Damn y'all are still kiling this flick. Only Marty and ironically the film noir movie snob dude liked it.

@HHR isnt a snob actually. Dude has a pretty high bar yeah but he can get down with anything if it speaks to him on some level and can explain why he does and doesn’t like something in pretty simple terms. i think I know him well enough to know why this spoke to him.

But as always with me, I like what I like and I really don’t give a shyt what anyone thinks

This isn’t a flick I’ll come back to often or will even think of putting it on my end of year list but I enjoyed it despite some of its character trope issues. The Jurassic Park movies have always been high class B movies. And I don’t think B movie is a pejorative either; THEM is a B movie as is most of the classic sci-fi flicks from the 50s-90s. Spielberg elevated it because he’s Spielberg but lost world went dirtier and grimier.

Collin gave it a sheen with Jurassic world while also commenting on the nature of reboots and remakes and fandom.

Bayona is a guy who loves horror and got his start with Del Toro so his instincts are definitely more geared to classic B movie but prettier. And that’s exactly what he did.

I fukked with the look of it and the feel and the implications of the ending along with its continuous theme of mans folly and arrogance and how that will be our downfall.

So see it for yourself see what you think if not