Jury Duty Unnappreciation

[Ya Sinning Mane]

I just tell them I don’t have transportation to get there and they take me off

 

[Buddy]

RANT: I had to go for my third time ever and this time was THEEE WORST.
First of all, I went to the wrong courthouse cause I lost my card. I was supposed to be at the criminal court which is actually interesting and something I'd entertain, but I wound up at Civilian... The clerk didn't even tell me or offer a chance to run over there, she just transferred my duty to Civil



And OF COURSE now that I'm known to be in the wrong place, my number gets called. They had us sitting around looking stupid for an hour while the judge "gets ready" THEN the Bailiff's country bytchass was going thru all the names and fukking up and asking over and over if he got it right-- and people are were actually correcting him! FUKK HIM AND FUKK YOUR NAME!! MUHfukkAS TRYNA BOUNCE!!!




We finally get to go inside and I swear the attorneys are dragging this shyt. Asking the dumbest questions and people are actually answering and giving their life story like this shyt is about them. The Defense literally went down the line for ALL FIFTY of us asking if we've _______ and people still talking!! Oh, when I was 15, my dad bought me this and we went driving. I was at a redlight and...-- BYTCH who cares?! I WANNA GO HOME ya breh was visually annoyed and felt like Snoop when he got the Not Guilty verdict

I WILL say, the judge was fine tho VERY easy on the eyes... but I wasn't tryna stay for that. I think she knew cause at one point when I was exaggerating, she called a quick recess

 

[Womb Raider]

I had to go today for some dumbass civil case…elderly bw got rear ended by someone else and was trying to get compensated for additional damages and severe bodily injury. Bih was lying on the witness stand and none of us believed her.

 

[BunchePark]

I'm in here now hoping for that early release

 

[Belize King]

I'm in here now hoping for that early release

At least you get to catch up with all the Coli fukkery.

You heard @tuckgod got permabanned?

 

[BunchePark]

At least you get to catch up with all the Coli fukkery.

You heard @tuckgod got permabanned?

That's exactly what I'm doing

Catching up on the fukk shyt

 

[Womb Raider]

fukk JURY DUTY

I didn’t get selected this time and got sent home but I was in that bytch mad as hell.

 

[Belize King]

fukk JURY DUTY

I didn’t get selected this time and got sent home but I was in that bytch mad as hell.

My Wife sent me my jury summons last week. It’s for December. I’ll still be out of the country.

Dekalb county don’t play. In five years, I’ve been summoned twice. My Wife twice as well. I was in Tampa for five years and never got a notice.

If they ever get me to go, I’ll be like Cole on that Martin episode where he had jury duty.

 

[Belize King]

I WILL say, the judge was fine tho VERY easy on the eyes... but I wasn't tryna stay for that. I think she knew cause at one point when I was exaggerating, she called a quick recess

 

[Turtle]

I have never gone in my entire life

 

[Womb Raider]

My Wife sent me my jury summons last week. It’s for December. I’ll still be out of the country.

Dekalb county don’t play. In five years, I’ve been summoned twice. My Wife twice as well. I was in Tampa for five years and never got a notice.

If they ever get me to go, I’ll be like Cole on that Martin episode where he had jury duty.

I will never make the mistake of forgetting to push it back again in life. I will make every excuse I can possibly make if only because they pulled me to jury duty while I had a damn case