Just almost shot my homosexual neighbor

[Dwayne_Taylor]

So you brandished a gun because you didn't want to get washed by a gay guy?

 

[Geek Nasty]

So your homosexual neighbor asks if you want to tussle and you went over to his place with your pole hanging out of your pockets?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

So I’m in my house chillin, my girl outside on the steps smoking a cigarette

So the nikka across the hall comes up the steps and my girl moves out the way…he passes and turns around and says “next time move the fukk out my way”

So they get into and heshe tells my girl to go get her p*ssy ass nikka…so she comes get me and I can tell it’s some dumb shyt by her tone, so I’m like what now

This 6’5 fakkit with weave braids is outside talking cash shyt, put his lil braids up in a ponytail like he wanted to fight…I started to fall for the fukkery, but I’m like naw I ain’t tusslin with no bussy boy

I’ll be back

Showed up to the door (didn’t break the threshold) wit the pole in jeans

Didn’t pull it out didn’t threaten him, just stood there wit it hangin out my pocket like John Wayne like wassup

Then he grabbed the phone and called the police


I don’t know what all heshe told them nor did I kno the type of time they were gonna be on, so I puts my shyt up and wait for what’s gonna happen

Police came to the door, asked me to step outside..I told them what happened, I had them laughing when the asked have we ever had any prior altercations

I’m like officer, he lives a alternative lifestyle we have nothing to speak about..they then had my girl come out and she told her side then that was that

Then they went and spoke to him, and they left

but naw everybody ain’t playing out here

Gotta get your girl off those cigarettes breh, an expensive and deadly habit. Bushed 2 broads off that in the past.

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

So your homosexual neighbor asks if you want to tussle and you went over to his place with your pole hanging out of your pockets?

 

[Detroit Wave]

You a hoe cuz you shoulda had the strap the first time you stepped outside

 

[JayStarwind]

So you were afraid to get worked by a ponk so you grabbed the strap

EJ was ready to throw hands and you stood down.

 

[MarcMan]

Now that she knows her man is scared to throw hands, I bet your girl moves the fukk out the way next time

Also, tell her to stop smoking before she be in this bih sounding like Louis Armstrong

 

[White City Black]

Bussy boy realized he was about to get his back blown out in the not-so-good way

 

[Harry Sax]

Gotta get your girl off those cigarettes breh, an expensive and deadly habit. Bushed 2 broads off that in the past.

Man who u telling, I shame her every time she pulls one of them shyts out

 

[Harry Sax]

So you were afraid to get worked by a ponk so you grabbed the strap

EJ was ready to throw hands and you stood down.

nikka I’m not fighting with a fakkit

If u win u beat up a fakkit
If you lose u got beat up by a fakkit

Imma quote the Juvie the Great …Chapter 400 Verse Off Top

“When my gun click, nikkas silencing down//u was hollerin like a muthafukka bytch holla at me now”

 

[YakSpiller]

Why would he lie about this?

My takeaway from this is that your girl smokes cigarettes.

Yeah. Cigarettes ain’t the wave.

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Imagine needing a weapon to confront a gay man

 

[Kuma the Bear]

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[Ghost Utmost]

Back in the 90s gay bashing was still a thing. One of the homies decides to steal on a transvestite just randomly.

The trans turned around and started beating dude down.

The homie was calling for help. The rest of us just watched. I guess we felt that if you tough enough to attack the person out of nowhere.. and they have a skirt on.. then you should be able to win a head up scrap.

Just cause they got braids don't mean that ain't still a male.