This was not my intention. I was trying to get some young perch but they was out. Then I wanted some red snapper but they only had the whole fish, and dude said he didn’t know how to filet it cause he was new, and cause he a hoe.
So, since I’m much too sophisticated for tilapia, and they didn’t have wild caught salmon, just the farm raised, the only option left to be the main course fit for a boss like myself was the mahi mahi. I fukks with mahi 2x.
So I’m like breh, let ya boy get one of those mahi 2x and a pound of mussels (mussels my shyt, on god)
So I get byke to the secret lair, ready whip up a master piece, and noticed this fish was $14.99 a piece, not a pound. shyt is actually $45.68 a pound. This better be this best fish in the ocean