Just got back from Jupiter Ascending..

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Everything Channing Tatum has played a significant role in sans "21 Jump Street" is trash
 
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One of the worst movies I've ever seen. The Wachoskis are frauds. No way these dudes/girl wrote The Matrix
 

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I see its on demand. I might watch :lupe:
If you read this thread you might make yourself hate it. It had cheesy moments but I can't say it was trash. I am shocked someone who would drop all that money for this film thougj
 

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If you read this thread you might make yourself hate it. It had cheesy moments but I can't say it was trash. I am shocked someone who would drop all that money for this film thougj
With how critical you are about most things it's hilarious that you think this movie is decent. Terrible terrible movie. Pretty uninteresting plot. Terrible terrible characters, Terrible casting. Mila Kunis was AWFUL. Channing Tatum was awful, but with that character I don't think anyone could've been good. There was some REALLY cool shots in space, but some of the CGI was absolutely AWFUL. It was like a mixture of amazing CGI with terrible syfy movie channel level CGI.
 

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With how critical you are about most things it's hilarious that you think this movie is decent. Terrible terrible movie. Pretty uninteresting plot. Terrible terrible characters, Terrible casting. Mila Kunis was AWFUL. Channing Tatum was awful, but with that character I don't think anyone could've been good. There was some REALLY cool shots in space, but some of the CGI was absolutely AWFUL. It was like a mixture of amazing CGI with terrible syfy movie channel level CGI.
I thought the concept was interesting. The film was aaaaight. When a movie is trash I stop watching it but the Sci fi elements of this film interested me you pelican face clown
 

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I thought the concept was interesting. The film was aaaaight. When a movie is trash I stop watching it but the Sci fi elements of this film interested me you pelican face clown
the concept could've been interesting but it was executed so terribly that it wasn't interesting. Some of the shots of jupiter in space were absolutely gorgeous tho. Too many faggy characters too man, like Eddie Redmayne, and there were a couple others. The stupid animal humanoids were fukking retarded. Terrible CGI on those reptillian things.
 

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the concept could've been interesting but it was executed so terribly that it wasn't interesting. Some of the shots of jupiter in space were absolutely gorgeous tho. Too many faggy characters too man, like Eddie Redmayne, and there were a couple others. The stupid animal humanoids were fukking retarded. Terrible CGI on those reptillian things.
I think faggy characters make funny villains. I just thought the end with that homo yelling at mila was a joke. They should have made that queen more powerful but o well. I was entertained. They destroyed the city then rebuilt it instantly like it never haooened. shyt was ill. U have shytty taste.

If the film came on tbs and u didn't know those culture vultures made it u would be entertained
 

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I dvr'd it thinking y'all were exaggerating





One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even the cgi looks like shyt.
 
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