Just Got Brotherzoned.

[BlackAchilles]

Worst ether of this sort was a female friend (introduced cause she was datin one of the homies so not like I got friendzoned and stuck around) introduced me to her sister with a fat ass

... Said "This is BA, he's really nice"

... Kept my composure but inside was on some

 

[Neil Tyson]

Because she doesn't want to fukk

Yeah but you're not gonna say someone is like a brother sister father when they're trying to fukk and they already said they're trying to fukk.

 

[Bathing Ape]

thinking back, I was her personal taxi for like a week when her car broke down

 

[DontDoIt]

thinking back, I was her personal taxi for like a week when her car broke down

Breh. Never mind p*ssy. Tell me that she at least paid for gas or gave you money for your services during this week.

 

[Xerces]

thinking back, I was her personal taxi for like a week when her car broke down

 

[bogey_j]

think about it tho, when you're trying to smash and she calls you like

"my car just broke down can you plzzzzzz pick me up and drop me off at work plzzzz"

would it have been wise to be all #HOH like "no."

Spoiler

i'm a herb ass nikka

 

[Mook]

think about it tho, when you're trying to smash and she calls you like

"my car just broke down can you plzzzzzz pick me up and drop me off at work plzzzz"

would it have been wise to be all #HOH like "no."

Spoiler

i'm a herb ass nikka

How the fukk would being her driver get her wet you moron.

 

[Bathing Ape]

think about it tho, when you're trying to smash and she calls you like

"my car just broke down can you plzzzzzz pick me up and drop me off at work plzzzz"

would it have been wise to be all #HOH like "no."

Spoiler

i'm a herb ass nikka

For a whole week? Should have told that bytch about uber unless she was giving you money

 

[Neil Tyson]

think about it tho, when you're trying to smash and she calls you like

"my car just broke down can you plzzzzzz pick me up and drop me off at work plzzzz"

would it have been wise to be all #HOH like "no."

Spoiler

i'm a herb ass nikka

Girls do that, even ones I barely interacted with outside of maybe a group project.

I say no, nothing #HOH about it. Why? What's in it for you? Tell her to get an uber.

 

[Ohene]

you're about like a few months late buddy

sorry i dont keep track of aliases on the coli. i have a life offline you know

 

[blockburna420]

I doubt she gonna put him on her friends. She wants a brother, like any little sister she gonna be jealous if she loses his attention.

She probably talk mad shyt to her friends about him. He need to quarantine that bish and any female in her circle and start new elsewhere.

you think so breh? telling her friends i'm some herb ass nikka she can bum favors off?

confidence goes along way. You shouldn't worry about shyt like that when your a grown ass man.

 

[analog]

think about it tho, when you're trying to smash and she calls you like

"my car just broke down can you plzzzzzz pick me up and drop me off at work plzzzz"

would it have been wise to be all #HOH like "no."

Spoiler

i'm a herb ass nikka

How is that your responsibility? This ain't your child that you gotta drop off/pick up from school. She an adult she better figure that shyt out herself.

Breh... do yourself a favor and watch the movie "The Last American Virgin". If that joint don't burn the simp out of your soul then you a lost cause.

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

How much do you bench press?

Commit incest

Keep her around a run through all her friends

This ^

Haha..

Thank you

I'm out

 

[Freedman]

Anybody ever run across them hoes try to friend zone you but get mad if you ask them put you on other females

 

[GoFlipAPack]

which is even worse than friendzoned

"I love you like a brother"

no crueler words can be spoken by a girl you like, its literally the WOAT

at least guys in the friendzone have like a 1% chance to get laid with the girl. when you get brotherzoned the thought of having sex with you disgusts her so much it would be like having sex with her brother

I think I will cut her off. the odds are stacked against me

Read between the lines breh. She's just saying she wants to keep it all in the family