Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I had the idiocy to volunteer to go in to work today... As I'm driving home a cop gets behind me. He lights up the cherries. I was on a major highway right across the bridge from STL.
So I drive maybe a quarter mile til the next turn off. I turn off and stop on the side of the road. Motherfukker runs up with his gun in my face and arrests me on the spot
For "evasion." I literally just went to jail for trying to pull over in a safe spot
Got my car impounded, had to sit in some Barney phife ass jail. And had to walk home in the cold when I did finally get out hours later.
I hate this country so much. I wish I could leave but there's no where else for me to go
Definitely gonna fight it
How long were u in jail?



I always pull right over and wait to see if they tell me to move. They'll usually let you know over the loudspeaker where to go.