Just got fired on my first day of being a Salvation Army bell ringer….

[MMS]

Then this fat butterball looking cacette waddles out and yells out “OH MY GOD IS THAT REEFER???! IM GETTING THE MANAGER!!!”

As the manager is walking out, the b/treh throws the joint by my feet and starts prancing off into the parking lot…the cac manager comes outside, does one of those loud animated sniffs and says, “is that Reggie in a grape swisher???”

Sees it by my foot, asked me to leave, called the Salvation Army and told them I was no longer works come at his store

The hiring manager lady fired me on the spot

Guess it’s back to the block

 

[Gloxina]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/think-i-just-got-the-salvation-army-donations-guy-fired-merry-xmas.1011020/

This is the original

I thought that was the spin?!


This is the spin? Lmao

 

[Art Barr]

Breh, I know this could be fan fiction.

Yet irl...
Why would you share a blunt with an androgynous pagan breh.

Anywhere, ever.

And some wedgie at that.
When at work.

Breh.



Breh.



Art Barr