over damn paper plates & plastic cutlery

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WHATS WRONG WITH PAPER PLATES?
She made me fettuccini alfredo (the only meal these broads know how to cook nowadays

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Food was done & she was about to make me a plate and asked where they were. I replied, “the cupboard over the dishwasher.”
Her: all I see is paper plates
Me: that’s all I got
Her:
She makes the plate anyways
Her: where the forks?
I heard her opening the dishwasher and drawers.
Me: they’re all on top of the fridge...the plastic ones.
Her: I’m not eating off paper plates & plastic forks

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Me:

all I got
She starts bytching and facetiously ask me if I’m still in college

. At that point I had enough and we both agree the best thing for her to do is leave...but her boujee ass forget the food

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If she was at a cookout she wouldn’t be complaining.