Yo people in the office were screaming in pain i was shook

This reminds of when i got all 4 of my shyts pulled. I dont think they gave me enough anasthetic bcuz during post op i was loopy but still fully aware & lucid, & i never fell asleep. Strike 1.
After the doctor presribed me narcos, i went home and had conveniently forgotten about the part where the doctor said not to spit out the blood, and started spittin like a cowboy in a salloon.

Strike 2.
After i had changed my gauze about 11000 times, the numbing shots started 2 wear off so i popped a narco. No effect.
Another one. Still no effect.
Then it happened...
STRIKE THREEEE!!!













SON!!! It felt like 4 military grade combat knives were slowly penetrating into my gums simultaneously. I started screaming uncontrollably. But the fukked up thing is, the more i screamed, the sharper the pain became. Tears are rolling down my face at this point

so i end up having to have my momma take me back to the surgeon to get more numbing shots and a stronger medication. I remember having the

face all the way there, while letting out intermittent yells of pain. It was funny bcuz dr dre was playin in the car while all this was goin on n if u were in the car all u could hear was:
Snoop Dogg: bytches aint shyt but hoes and-
Me:












My momma:


When i finally got there and got my first numbing shot, the doctor asked if i needed another shot (i didnt, but i was so shook from the pain i said fukk it let me get one in both gums). Once the pain went away a nikka walked out the office feelin like a king

. Till i got home and had to eat jello to take my medicine

. Apparently i had too much numbing medicine in me, cuz i looked like a baby in a fukkin high chair when i tried to eat the shyt

more jello got on the floor than in my mouth. Moral of the story: don't be a dumbass like me.