Just Got Suspended From Work Brehs

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Was talking to my female manager via IM

Me: That OT still available?

Manager: Yes, You been working a lot of OT, you must be saving up for the holidays lol

Me: Nah, im just trying to rape payroll for all they got lol

Manager::usure:


Told me come to HR :mjcry:
rule number 1 of talking to women... do not bring up rape
 

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Unrelated but my job probably 95% black. About a month ago we had a group of white people come in and work with us for a couple weeks.

:merchant: Never been snitched on so many times in my life. Had people telling on me for things that didn't even make sense to snitch on. Worst part of it was they'd come to work the next day, smile in your face and ask you if you missed them. :mjcry:
 

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breh was lookin at payroll like

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HR was like

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:mjlol::russ::pachaha:
 

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Thank you for correcting and keeping me focus on my goals ahead.
 

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This shyt right here.

Your boss, your supervisors, your immediate superiors, are not your friends. Ever.

Your coworkers aren't, either.

Once you're off the clock -- and away from everybody associated with work -- then let your hair down.

This shyt goes double for men interacting with women.

This shyt goes exponential for nikkas dealing with cacs.
 

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Was talking to my female manager via IM

Me: That OT still available?

Manager: Yes, You been working a lot of OT, you must be saving up for the holidays lol

Me: Nah, im just trying to rape payroll for all they got lol

Manager::usure:


Told me come to HR :mjcry:
i'm darn near speechless. wow.

for the record you were never raping payroll. the job was raping you for the mere fact you had to work that crazy OT just to get paid a decent wage. Never have that mindset. always think PAY ME more MONEY Pre OT.
 

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Once you're off the clock -- and away from everybody associated with work -- then let your hair down.

This shyt goes double for men interacting with women.

This shyt goes exponential for nikkas dealing with cacs.
False.

You are always under scrutiny.

Do they wrong shyt in public, and it WILL come back to haunt you...via social media..
 

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Breh, I work 3rd shift as a cnc operator and there is this white dude that snaps pictures of peoples' machines that arent running on lunch. Straight snitch shyt.

Tools on my machine can break, so i dont take any chances leaving my machine unattended while it's running.
sounds like some shyt a cac would do :banderas:

I work at a weld shop in a urban area. the guy that runs the whole thing is a old Mexican og from long beach with a tattd tear drop, and a raiders emblem tatted on the top of his hand :pachaha:

that type of shyt wouldn't fly there :blessed:
 
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