Just got that "I have someone else" text

Nefrodamus

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I'm a c00n. I felt on top of the world when I got me a light skin chick. I couldn't be stopped. I went the extra mile for my piss colored queen. I'm a fukkin idiot.
Light skin bytches be fine as fukk bro.

Granted, I had just finished pleasuring myself to Lauryn Hill but she gotta have talents and a personality to make her more attractive whereas an Amber Rose has no talent and I could still finish the job easily.
 

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Lol why don't you tell them the real reason you two broke up, LeSean :pacspit:
 
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You could've replied with at least let me sweat your weave/perm out cuz I paid for it.....but she naturally fukked you over
 

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Monica...I got my own muthafukkin' problems tho...

I been sittin' on the toilet for almost a good hour now and this dookie will not drop, it just ain't happenin'. :dahell:

I done lost the feeling in my legs and I'm starting to cramp up. :sadcam:

And to top it all off, my iPad bout to die... I'ma have to sit here and read toothpaste labels. :beli:
 

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Monica...I got my own muthafukkin' problems tho...

I been sittin' on the toilet for almost a good hour now and this dookie will not drop, it just ain't happenin'. :dahell:

I done lost the feeling in my legs and I'm starting to cramp up. :sadcam:

And to top it all off, my iPad bout to die... I'ma have to sit here and read toothpaste labels. :beli:

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